That Fucking Miniskirt[1a/?]
anonymous
November 13 2009, 08:15:24 UTC
It was funny and cruel how America never realized what a tease she was to the other nations. Russia seethed silently, or what he had thought to be silently. In actuality, there were several other nations trying to scoot their chairs as far away from his murderously.. protective...?... aura. But that wasn't the point. The fact was that at the head of the table, was none other than Alfie Jones. In a godforsaken miniskirt.
There was a time when none of the other nations considered America to be just an overconfident, overzealous, young girl. (Flatchested was another term that remained unsaid, but everyone knew it. Everyone.)
But why a miniskirt of all things? Why? Ivan continued to scream profanities, his aura growing stronger with each pair of eyes he saw on her backside as she boisterously bounced to reach the higher places on the chalkboard behind her. The fabric of the skirt rose and fell, showing off her smooth and unmarred legs. It was like with each jump, that skirt was getting higher.. and higher.. and--... did France just
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Re: That Fucking Miniskirt[1b/?]
anonymous
November 13 2009, 08:29:45 UTC
(A/N: OH SHIT. I SAID COLONIES INSTEAD OF NATIONS. SORRY. FAIL. ;-;)
Let's all go back to the beginning of this. Before Russia losing some sanity over the fact that his America was being jailbait. (Not in the "you shall be one with Russia!" sense, but Ivan would be perfectly fine with that too, matter of factly.)
Russia blames this on puberty. Yes, puberty. The coming of age where girls suddenly develope sex appeal(unless you're into the younger sort, then that's your kink, not his. Sometimes.) and it just so happens that America's.... land.... had attracted... Russia's.. ruler... and they formed an... how should we say this.. alliance. (A very good alliance, if you asked Russia.)
Yep. America's rolling hills had grown to mighty mountains of majesty, her budding garden to ample fruited plains-- and Russia appeared to be the only one that had noticed. (That was pretty amazing in itself, considering Alfie had the tendency to want to be everywhere and in everything.)
But now as she literally gives them a show, he finds it hard to
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There was a time when none of the other nations considered America to be just an overconfident, overzealous, young girl. (Flatchested was another term that remained unsaid, but everyone knew it. Everyone.)
But why a miniskirt of all things? Why? Ivan continued to scream profanities, his aura growing stronger with each pair of eyes he saw on her backside as she boisterously bounced to reach the higher places on the chalkboard behind her. The fabric of the skirt rose and fell, showing off her smooth and unmarred legs. It was like with each jump, that skirt was getting higher.. and higher.. and--... did France just ( ... )
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Let's all go back to the beginning of this. Before Russia losing some sanity over the fact that his America was being jailbait. (Not in the "you shall be one with Russia!" sense, but Ivan would be perfectly fine with that too, matter of factly.)
Russia blames this on puberty. Yes, puberty. The coming of age where girls suddenly develope sex appeal(unless you're into the younger sort, then that's your kink, not his. Sometimes.) and it just so happens that America's.... land.... had attracted... Russia's.. ruler... and they formed an... how should we say this.. alliance. (A very good alliance, if you asked Russia.)
Yep. America's rolling hills had grown to mighty mountains of majesty, her budding garden to ample fruited plains-- and Russia appeared to be the only one that had noticed. (That was pretty amazing in itself, considering Alfie had the tendency to want to be everywhere and in everything.)
But now as she literally gives them a show, he finds it hard to ( ... )
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lolol
this is gold ily anon~<3
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JUST EFFING THANK YOU<3
op is pleased and wishes to glee all over the world :D
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Can't waiiit~
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