Natures little gift
anonymous
November 6 2009, 01:22:55 UTC
Hungry is SICK of being a woman. So due to a magical spell she found she plans to switch genders but must trade with a guy (Equivalent exchange bitch!) . At first she picked Poland (who may or may not have agreed), but due to Nation A walking in on her work she has switched with them.
Hungary is happy as a Male clam. He is dripping hot, testosteroneific and finally has that one thing he always wanted.
Nation A on the other hand.
So begins the epic quest to Restore nation A's masculinity
Bonus: Its Germany. Bonus 2: ITS PRUSSIA. Bonus 3: Nation A gets her first period
My five meters is gone! [1/?]
anonymous
December 12 2009, 03:40:58 UTC
The conference room was dimly lit, chairs and tables pushed against the wall. In the center of the room a complex symbol in red paint lay in sharp contrast to the dark wooden floor boards. Candles stood around in a circle around its edge, half of their number lit
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Re: My five meters is gone! [1b/?]
anonymous
December 12 2009, 04:13:49 UTC
Awww, poor Germany!
I knew something like this would happen since you took care to mention that Germany stepped into the circle to get Prussia. (Lookie~ I found a Chekhov's Gun!)
Sadly, when I saw this in the fill index, my first thought was Poland and squeed. Then I read the prompt and realized that there was no chance he would be in this... D= He like totally should appear though! Besides, I think I'd rather keep him as a guy, for my own personal reasons *blush*
Re: My five meters is gone! [1b/?]
anonymous
December 13 2009, 00:28:40 UTC
Yay! Two in One! Ahaha, poor Gil and Lud. However at least Hungary's happy...not that that really helps...Nice to see that you appealed to both the Gil and Lud fans though!
My five meters is gone! [2/?]
anonymous
December 14 2009, 00:22:32 UTC
When the two finally managed to revive Ludwig, they realized, to Elizabeta’s delight and the “brothers” horror that the book had disappeared.
And that was why Arthur came to find the three sitting on the bed in his hotel room, with Elizabeta trying to explain the events to him. He held up a hand for her to stop and studied the gender bent nations, thick eyebrows drawn down in a thoughtful expression. Several minutes passed before he finally spoke, addressing Elizabeta. “I take it the spell worked?” He said. “But something went wrong” it was more of a statement than a question. The tall man beamed and nodded happily. The Hungarians face fell. “How’d you know that?” The ex-empire rolled it eye. “You wouldn’t be here bothering me otherwise and, if those two are who I think they are-” he cast a glance in the direction of the two females before continuing. “-If those two are who I bloody well know they are, they didn’t agree to change places with you
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Re: My five meters is gone! [2b/?]
anonymous
December 14 2009, 00:24:30 UTC
And that was why half the world was now taking up every available surface in Arthur’s hotel room. The United Kingdom was not very happy with this development at all. Of course no one seemed to care, too occupied with studying their colleagues
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Re: My five meters is gone! [2b/?]
anonymous
December 14 2009, 04:34:13 UTC
Hahahaha - the last line killed me! It was just so unexpected and random!
Awwww, poor Poland!!! It's ok, Pol-chan. I'm sure Liet-chan will cheer you up ^__^ And I know at least I prefer you as a man anyway!!!! (So I don't feel like a lesbian when I dream about you~~)
Oh France/Spain.... I don't even know what to think, you lunk-heads
Russia's scared O____O That doesn't happen too often.... I've only seen him scared of Belarus and Finland before.
And Ukraine is being her sweet motherly self ^__^ You might also need to help him (or should I say her?) into it, as I can't see Germany actually knowing how a bra works....
♥♥♥I LOVE YOU LIKE SRSLY♥♥♥
anonymous
December 23 2009, 03:21:57 UTC
I laughed so hard my neck cracked. This is so win. Kiku and Gilbert and the female nations and I could practically see America's WOTISTHISIDONTEVENface and LUDWIG~ and Arthur and Hungary being like, no way Prussia, I like having a cock, and then poor, poor Feliks, and then Roderich NOTWANTING.
I am a melty little puddle of giggly goo. With a little heart that I am giving to you, wonder!anon.♥♥♥♥♥♥
(recaptcha- Now country. Is captcha saying that Ludwig ended up trading his manhood with a non-nation girl? Like, the cleaning girl?)
Hungary is happy as a Male clam. He is dripping hot, testosteroneific and finally has that one thing he always wanted.
Nation A on the other hand.
So begins the epic quest to Restore nation A's masculinity
Bonus: Its Germany.
Bonus 2: ITS PRUSSIA.
Bonus 3: Nation A gets her first period
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I knew something like this would happen since you took care to mention that Germany stepped into the circle to get Prussia. (Lookie~ I found a Chekhov's Gun!)
Sadly, when I saw this in the fill index, my first thought was Poland and squeed. Then I read the prompt and realized that there was no chance he would be in this... D= He like totally should appear though! Besides, I think I'd rather keep him as a guy, for my own personal reasons *blush*
Hilarious title by the way.
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And that was why Arthur came to find the three sitting on the bed in his hotel room, with Elizabeta trying to explain the events to him. He held up a hand for her to stop and studied the gender bent nations, thick eyebrows drawn down in a thoughtful expression. Several minutes passed before he finally spoke, addressing Elizabeta.
“I take it the spell worked?” He said.
“But something went wrong” it was more of a statement than a question.
The tall man beamed and nodded happily.
The Hungarians face fell. “How’d you know that?”
The ex-empire rolled it eye. “You wouldn’t be here bothering me otherwise and, if those two are who I think they are-” he cast a glance in the direction of the two females before continuing. “-If those two are who I bloody well know they are, they didn’t agree to change places with you ( ... )
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Awwww, poor Poland!!! It's ok, Pol-chan. I'm sure Liet-chan will cheer you up ^__^ And I know at least I prefer you as a man anyway!!!! (So I don't feel like a lesbian when I dream about you~~)
Oh France/Spain.... I don't even know what to think, you lunk-heads
Russia's scared O____O That doesn't happen too often.... I've only seen him scared of Belarus and Finland before.
And Ukraine is being her sweet motherly self ^__^ You might also need to help him (or should I say her?) into it, as I can't see Germany actually knowing how a bra works....
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France and Spain are going stray to hell, perverts xDDDDD
*Italia Angel reference, thumbs up*
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I am a melty little puddle of giggly goo. With a little heart that I am giving to you, wonder!anon.♥♥♥♥♥♥
(recaptcha- Now country. Is captcha saying that Ludwig ended up trading his manhood with a non-nation girl? Like, the cleaning girl?)
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