"Oh, oh, this downy comforter! It is... it is so soft, like my silky french hair!" France exclaimed, flushing and panting as he wiggled all over the bed. "It feels perfectly divine!"
"Yeah, well, this faux-crotch-mahogany headboard is even harder than my awesomely hard five meters!" Prussia gasped as he nuzzled the headboard while stroking his own crotch, for comparison purposes only of course.
Spain groaned, rubbing his body over the mattress. "S-so heavenly," he moaned, lost in the feeling of visco-elastic memory foam enveloping the curves of his body.
It was over much sooner than the three of them wished, as they cried out their appreciation for finely-crafted bedroom furniture to the rafters.
Sweden subsequently banned the three from ever visiting Ikea again.
OH WOW, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH WOW
anonymous
November 4 2009, 16:55:09 UTC
I'M IN LOVE, ANON.
I'm seriously crying with laughter at the moment. France... and Prussia... and Spain... and oh God, poor Sweden... There are no acronyms that express the painful laughter I'm experiencing at the moment.
OH SHIT I AM DYING
anonymous
November 12 2009, 00:56:10 UTC
Mother effin' win oh my god. XDDD
I applaud you, sir/madam. Nothing I appreciate more than writing that can actually make you snort soda out your nose without meaning to. Not that anyone I know has ever done it on purpose...too much burning...but yeah.
"Yeah, well, this faux-crotch-mahogany headboard is even harder than my awesomely hard five meters!" Prussia gasped as he nuzzled the headboard while stroking his own crotch, for comparison purposes only of course.
Spain groaned, rubbing his body over the mattress. "S-so heavenly," he moaned, lost in the feeling of visco-elastic memory foam enveloping the curves of his body.
It was over much sooner than the three of them wished, as they cried out their appreciation for finely-crafted bedroom furniture to the rafters.
Sweden subsequently banned the three from ever visiting Ikea again.
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AMAZING.
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this is awesome.
first fic of the day. and. i don't think they can get any better.
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THANK YOU.
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(oh, Sweden, I feel your pain...)
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I'm seriously crying with laughter at the moment. France... and Prussia... and Spain... and oh God, poor Sweden... There are no acronyms that express the painful laughter I'm experiencing at the moment.
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OH GOD THE CRACK.
brb dying from laughter
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I applaud you, sir/madam. Nothing I appreciate more than writing that can actually make you snort soda out your nose without meaning to. Not that anyone I know has ever done it on purpose...too much burning...but yeah.
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You have made my day, thank you~!
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Sweden was not amused.
And the three of them waltzed out and went to find the next victim. 8D
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