France, devastated and furious that America has infiltrated and defiled his precious art museaum. America, gloating over the fact that a McDonalds is going to be right there, almost in the Louvre.
Yes, that's right, there's a McDonald's opening in the mall that connects to the Louvre.
Mon Cheri, You Break My Heart! [1/2]
anonymous
October 10 2009, 05:04:53 UTC
France couldn't believe his pretty little ears. Did he correctly hear what that pompous over-zealous American said? Were the words coming from those grease-caked lips true? No, no, they most certainly cannot be. Of course they weren't. It was just a joke, a little something that that idiotic youth blurted out to give the dashing Frenchman a heart attack. Any second now, that dumb American will laugh, wave a hand in dismissal, and comment on how hilarious France's look of utter fear was--
"C'mon, dontcha agree that it's, like, an ingenious idea? I mean, really, two of the best things in the world," two gloved fingers were raised to emphasize, "together in the same place. It just kicks ass, don't it?"
Crash and burn.
Suddenly, the comforting bustle of Le Carrousel du Louvre was gone, replaced with the unmistakable muted commotion of disaster. Deep blue eyes, usually twinkling with the desire to do vile things behind closed doors, were glazed in horror. The mouth that should be murmuring dirty words of romance was instead hanging open
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Mon Cheri, You Break My Heart! [2/2]
anonymous
October 10 2009, 05:07:24 UTC
The thought of Mona Lisa's virgin eyes being spoiled by the image of disgusting overweight tourists munching on greasy fast food burgers made France want to cry. da Vinci and Michelangelo must be weeping in their graves.
"I do not approve of this," France said bluntly, his fingers migrating to his temple. A new emotion accompanied his shock and anguish - anger. He couldn't believe this daft America infiltrated the sacred grounds of the finest art museum in the world. Italy will most certainly be crushed once he discovered that the home of his beautiful paintings is to be tainted by deep-fried grease and excessive cholesterol and - dare he say it? - French fries. Oh, the poor boy; not even Germany serving him pasta cooked with the finest ingredients would ease his woes
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Re: Mon Cheri, You Break My Heart! [2/2]
anonymous
October 11 2009, 03:13:36 UTC
I agree with France, poor thing. =(
If they're opening up a McDonald's there, it better be high quality at least. Like there's this one in the States that has all of this special architecture (I think it's supposed to be modeled like a mansion near by), a slightly different menu, a fire place, and a live band.
THIS OH DEAR GOD I WANT THIS
France, devastated and furious that America has infiltrated and defiled his precious art museaum. America, gloating over the fact that a McDonalds is going to be right there, almost in the Louvre.
Yes, that's right, there's a McDonald's opening in the mall that connects to the Louvre.
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"C'mon, dontcha agree that it's, like, an ingenious idea? I mean, really, two of the best things in the world," two gloved fingers were raised to emphasize, "together in the same place. It just kicks ass, don't it?"
Crash and burn.
Suddenly, the comforting bustle of Le Carrousel du Louvre was gone, replaced with the unmistakable muted commotion of disaster. Deep blue eyes, usually twinkling with the desire to do vile things behind closed doors, were glazed in horror. The mouth that should be murmuring dirty words of romance was instead hanging open ( ... )
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"I do not approve of this," France said bluntly, his fingers migrating to his temple. A new emotion accompanied his shock and anguish - anger. He couldn't believe this daft America infiltrated the sacred grounds of the finest art museum in the world. Italy will most certainly be crushed once he discovered that the home of his beautiful paintings is to be tainted by deep-fried grease and excessive cholesterol and - dare he say it? - French fries. Oh, the poor boy; not even Germany serving him pasta cooked with the finest ingredients would ease his woes ( ... )
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Nice fill, AnonWriter!
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C'est terrible. C'est une insulte au l'art. La Louvre... la jolie Louvre.
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If they're opening up a McDonald's there, it better be high quality at least. Like there's this one in the States that has all of this special architecture (I think it's supposed to be modeled like a mansion near by), a slightly different menu, a fire place, and a live band.
ANYWAY. This was win.
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