the delicious kidnapping song (1/3)
anonymous
October 1 2009, 21:14:02 UTC
this prompt jumped at me and wouldn't leave me alone! I hope you like it ♥
the delicious kidnapping song spain/romano, implied germany/italy and france/england
Romano had actually been running to the bathroom to jack off.
Okay, it had been pretty out of character for him to go have a wank right after a meeting. He wasn't a degenerate pervert unlike plenty of people he could mention and point fingers at. But really, it had all started with his shoelace. It had come undone during the meeting, and as he lowered his head to do it up (because he could actually tie them on his own. Sometimes Romano pitied the potato bastard a little bit for having to double as a nanny and a boyfriend. It was a feeling that passed fast.) his haircurl had chosen a very inopportune moment to get stuck to the gum some fool had left glued under the table
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Re: the delicious kidnapping song (2/3)
anonymous
October 1 2009, 21:21:19 UTC
The burlap covering his head muffled his hearing, so he couldn't quite figure out who who had thrown him over his shoulder like a side of beef, but Romano noticed two things. Firstly, it was someone significantly taller and stronger than him. Secondly, it was someone disturbingly jaunty because he kept humming as he plonked him down on a chair and tied him up. What kind of kidnapper hummed like a cheerful nun taking the children out on a field trip? It totally killed the drama. This could only be one person. "SPAIN! WHAT THE FUCK?" The kidnapper paused briefly in the middle of his rope-tying then laughed and carried on knotting. The laugh sounded deeper than Spain's, plus he was knotting with purpose. The only thing Spain did with purpose was take naps. "So you're not Spain," said Romano, and tried to not feel disappointed. "Is this France? Are you actually stronger than you look, you disgusting, spaghetti-armed wino?" The kidnapper laughed again and freed Romano's head from the sack. "Benim."Are you sure he's missing
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the delicious kidnapping song (3/3)
anonymous
October 1 2009, 21:28:31 UTC
There really was no need for Spain to come charging in, waving that sword around like a lunatic. Turkey was only too happy to let Romano go, especially because the shisha high that had caused his empire nostalgia in the first place was wearing off fast and Romano's perpetually whiny voice was really getting on his nerves. "Spain!" It was kind of pointless for Romano to try to conceal how happy he was to see him. Anything he said would have been negated by the fact that he leapt into his arms as soon as Spain slashed the ropes loose and kissed him passionately on the mouth. Con lengua. "Mi querido! Let's never fight again, I was so lost witho
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the delicious kidnapping song
spain/romano, implied germany/italy and france/england
Romano had actually been running to the bathroom to jack off.
Okay, it had been pretty out of character for him to go have a wank right after a meeting. He wasn't a degenerate pervert unlike plenty of people he could mention and point fingers at. But really, it had all started with his shoelace. It had come undone during the meeting, and as he lowered his head to do it up (because he could actually tie them on his own. Sometimes Romano pitied the potato bastard a little bit for having to double as a nanny and a boyfriend. It was a feeling that passed fast.) his haircurl had chosen a very inopportune moment to get stuck to the gum some fool had left glued under the table ( ... )
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"SPAIN! WHAT THE FUCK?"
The kidnapper paused briefly in the middle of his rope-tying then laughed and carried on knotting. The laugh sounded deeper than Spain's, plus he was knotting with purpose. The only thing Spain did with purpose was take naps.
"So you're not Spain," said Romano, and tried to not feel disappointed. "Is this France? Are you actually stronger than you look, you disgusting, spaghetti-armed wino?"
The kidnapper laughed again and freed Romano's head from the sack.
"Benim."Are you sure he's missing ( ... )
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"Spain!" It was kind of pointless for Romano to try to conceal how happy he was to see him. Anything he said would have been negated by the fact that he leapt into his arms as soon as Spain slashed the ropes loose and kissed him passionately on the mouth.
Con lengua.
"Mi querido! Let's never fight again, I was so lost witho ( ... )
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Oh fuck, author!non, you made me laugh insanely loud with that. Really, I startled my family!
I'm sorry I can't say much else. I'm just laughing too hard, still. XDDDD
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AWESOME JOB, AUTHORNON. I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH ;3; FOR THIS GIGGLE-INDUCING FIC~<3
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"So you're in the market to be one with someone, da?"
Turkey screamed.
I LOL'D
I love you anon.
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