You Sunk My Battleship....
anonymous
September 30 2009, 09:45:54 UTC
(This silly prompt was inspired by a piece of fan art posted on the main Hetalia com that I no longer have the link for)
Anyway you know the game Battleship? Well my new head canon is that England is the absolute master of the game among the nations. No one that plays him can touch him and he's an extremely bad winner in that he gloats and struts around like he just sank the Spanish Armada again. Finally it gets to the point where no other Nations will play him so he's desperate for someone to play with so he pounces on America during one break, America has never been asked because everyone just assumes that he's not much on strategy. America ignores everyone else trying to get him to refuse and agrees.
Then he absolutely wipes the floor with England. Everyone is shocked, England is furious and it's America's turn to gloat and strut. Gen is fine or smut between them if you can figure out how. I'm just in the mood for some silly inter-nation antics...I love those type of fics.
Anyway you know the game Battleship? Well my new head canon is that England is the absolute master of the game among the nations. No one that plays him can touch him and he's an extremely bad winner in that he gloats and struts around like he just sank the Spanish Armada again. Finally it gets to the point where no other Nations will play him so he's desperate for someone to play with so he pounces on America during one break, America has never been asked because everyone just assumes that he's not much on strategy. America ignores everyone else trying to get him to refuse and agrees.
Then he absolutely wipes the floor with England. Everyone is shocked, England is furious and it's America's turn to gloat and strut. Gen is fine or smut between them if you can figure out how. I'm just in the mood for some silly inter-nation antics...I love those type of fics.
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Seconding like a mad woman!
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