Soggy biscuit is a purported male masturbation game in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating on to it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
An improvement to England's cooking at any rate (part 1/?)
anonymous
September 30 2009, 02:09:25 UTC
Um. So I've started this. I've never written a fic before I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO AWFUL. Have school n' stuff, but it should be done this weekend.
“I know a fun game to play” Francis whispered huskily into the ear of yet another nation during the break of the most recent world meeting.
It had been a busy day. First Arthur, whom he’d bumped into getting breakfast in the hotel lounge that morning. Then Alfred, of course, who’d shown up moments later and had wanted to know what Arthur was blushing about.
Spain and Prussia had been all too easy to convince, both of them already used to the Frenchman’s rather creative mindset-so used to, in fact, that they joined his cause almost immediately.
Prussia had mentioned the idea to Germany-who had wanted nothing to do with it-but when Feliciano found out, (and begged and pleaded), it wasn’t like he was just going to let him do it aloneFeliciano’s participation helped to persuade Romano, who had so far resisted Spain’s advances-though he still wasn’t too keen on the idea
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Soggy biscuit is a purported male masturbation game in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating on to it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
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“I know a fun game to play” Francis whispered huskily into the ear of yet another nation during the break of the most recent world meeting.
It had been a busy day. First Arthur, whom he’d bumped into getting breakfast in the hotel lounge that morning. Then Alfred, of course, who’d shown up moments later and had wanted to know what Arthur was blushing about.
Spain and Prussia had been all too easy to convince, both of them already used to the Frenchman’s rather creative mindset-so used to, in fact, that they joined his cause almost immediately.
Prussia had mentioned the idea to Germany-who had wanted nothing to do with it-but when Feliciano found out, (and begged and pleaded), it wasn’t like he was just going to let him do it aloneFeliciano’s participation helped to persuade Romano, who had so far resisted Spain’s advances-though he still wasn’t too keen on the idea ( ... )
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