Passhole-Agresshole, 1/2
anonymous
September 30 2009, 01:27:12 UTC
This is the second anon from above, I hope this is similar to what you had in mind for the prompt, OP! Yay first Hetalia fic!
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"Canada, you can stop it already!"
England had stood watching Canada stick it to America for a few minutes before he'd decided to say anything about it. Frankly, it was a bit amusing and England would be lying if he said he hadn't thought some of the things Canada was thinking, too. How many times had he called America a moron and a git? He really did eat too much and his skyscrapers were absolutely ridiculous and... Well, sure he'd thought these things and even said most of them, but for America to hear it all at once? Who knew how long Canada had been going off like this!
Too long, if one was to judge from the expression on America's face. England was first inclined to say something about this one-sided verbal spar when he saw America shaking with repressed hurt, with tears in his eyes
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Passhole-Agresshole, 2/2
anonymous
September 30 2009, 01:29:46 UTC
England resisted the urge to pull his hair out.
"And I know you probably don't even care since you prefer football," Canada continued, "but I'm sorry my team beat yours at Olympic hockey. It's not that yours wasn't good, it was just that ours was much, much, much, much better. Maybe as a token of my sincere apologies, I should hand over some of my best NHL teams to you, because it's not like they aren't already moving to your place, anyway.
"And I'm very sorry I didn't jump to your aid when you decided to invade Iraq's place. Really, America, as your brother I'd have loved to embark on an insane and baseless military exploit with you, I'm sure we could have bonded in a really manly way or something like your gay cowboys from Brokeback Mountain-" at this, England choked on his air, "-but usually before I fight someone I need a little proof they've done something wrong, you know? You should know, didn't you wait a few years before fighting Germany that one time? But everyone knew he had weapons
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Re: Passhole-Agresshole, 2/2
anonymous
September 30 2009, 01:36:18 UTC
I laughed so hard during Canada's lines it actually kind of hurt. Is it wrong that I find it incredibly adorable, America having look-in-the-mirror-and-forget powers?
England makes Canada apologise to America for making him cry with that three-hour rant against him. (You guys know the strip.)
Yeeeeeah ... it doesn't go as England planned. 8Db
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"Canada, you can stop it already!"
England had stood watching Canada stick it to America for a few minutes before he'd decided to say anything about it. Frankly, it was a bit amusing and England would be lying if he said he hadn't thought some of the things Canada was thinking, too. How many times had he called America a moron and a git? He really did eat too much and his skyscrapers were absolutely ridiculous and... Well, sure he'd thought these things and even said most of them, but for America to hear it all at once? Who knew how long Canada had been going off like this!
Too long, if one was to judge from the expression on America's face. England was first inclined to say something about this one-sided verbal spar when he saw America shaking with repressed hurt, with tears in his eyes ( ... )
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"And I know you probably don't even care since you prefer football," Canada continued, "but I'm sorry my team beat yours at Olympic hockey. It's not that yours wasn't good, it was just that ours was much, much, much, much better. Maybe as a token of my sincere apologies, I should hand over some of my best NHL teams to you, because it's not like they aren't already moving to your place, anyway.
"And I'm very sorry I didn't jump to your aid when you decided to invade Iraq's place. Really, America, as your brother I'd have loved to embark on an insane and baseless military exploit with you, I'm sure we could have bonded in a really manly way or something like your gay cowboys from Brokeback Mountain-" at this, England choked on his air, "-but usually before I fight someone I need a little proof they've done something wrong, you know? You should know, didn't you wait a few years before fighting Germany that one time? But everyone knew he had weapons ( ... )
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Not weird at all. I have a soft spot for America that goes a little too deep so I know what you mean. ♥
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*walks away*
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