Roosters are violent, territorial motherfuckers. With sharp spurs on their legs. And Gilbert's chick rooster has decided that Gilbert is its territory.
Bonus points if it continues to ride on Gilbert's head even after growing up.
If you really must make "cockblocking" jokes, you have permission to do so.
For Emergencies Only (Part 2)
anonymous
August 24 2009, 20:35:48 UTC
That couldn't be right.
"Gilbert wouldn't?"
"Not Gilbert, you fool, his cock!"
The entire conversation was beginning to make less and less sense.
"His cock wouldn't."
"Correct."
"Gilbert is wandering about your house exposing himself, and his genitals are keeping Elizaveta --Elizaveta of all people-- at bay."
The notion was absurd; the woman was as tough as nails, tougher even, there was no reason why--
"Who on Earth said anything about Gilbert exposing himself?"
Ludwig was beginning to regret ever having bought a mobile phone at all.
"I thought you said he was exposing himself. You said he was showing everyone his genitals."
"I said no such thing."
"So you meant..."
"I meant that he's been throwing unruly livestock at me since lunchtime and getting feathers and refuse all over my best carpets. And the damned thing must be in rut or something, because it won't let Elizaveta near him. Gilbert's stupid cock is blocking m--"
"I will handle it after work," Ludwig said firmly. "Please just bear with it until then, and I'll see
( ... )
Re: For Emergencies Only (Part 2)
anonymous
August 24 2009, 21:02:06 UTC
The awesomeness of Awesomecock is such that the Awesomecock does not, in fact, actually need to appear in the story to be awesome. XD
I laughed until I cried. In real life. Just. Austria. Would it kill you to use "rooster"?
The details about N. Italy being good about not calling too much reads thoughtfully to me - it's a good detail, and a good choice of detail, especially considering the canon exploitation of land lines by Italy earlier in the century.
A very large, bespectaled peahen. I hope this is deliberate. Because. Just.
Gilbert's stupid cock is blocking m--" I think Austria has been spending too much time around pop culture. XDDD
and his genitals are keeping Elizaveta --Elizaveta of all people-- at bay. A woman who has no fear of the male pudenda. I had forgotten how much I loved her, and I'm in love with how much respect you've shown her as getting from the other Nations.
Re: For Emergencies Only (Part 2)
anonymous
August 25 2009, 04:51:02 UTC
- Here, have some tissues, it's the least I can do. XD And thanks! ♥
- Fffffff. Why would anyone use a word like "rooster" when they could use a word with panache and character, like cockerel? Seriously.
- Actually, yeah! Good catch, I was thinking of all the phone-call-to-Doitsu scenes when I wrote that! I also just wanted to take the chance to cut the poor boy some slack-- sure he does things back-asswards in the strips, but he means well. So you can bet that although he's not calling the mobile phone, he's still ringing him up in the office and spamming the everloving shit out of his inbox with lolcats.
- ASDFGHJK. The ironic rooster/hen stuff? Yes! The typos....eeeerrrrrrr. Not so much. Ohgod, so many typos.
- Whether he likes it or not, it's getting to him! Next thing you know, he'll be wearing contacts, or, banish the thought, watching television. XD
- Ohyes. That girl is fierce. And I just love seeing strong female characters get their due; if there's anyone who can block Gil and his cock, it's her. And others better
( ... )
Roosters are violent, territorial motherfuckers. With sharp spurs on their legs. And Gilbert's chick rooster has decided that Gilbert is its territory.
Bonus points if it continues to ride on Gilbert's head even after growing up.
If you really must make "cockblocking" jokes, you have permission to do so.
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"Gilbert wouldn't?"
"Not Gilbert, you fool, his cock!"
The entire conversation was beginning to make less and less sense.
"His cock wouldn't."
"Correct."
"Gilbert is wandering about your house exposing himself, and his genitals are keeping Elizaveta --Elizaveta of all people-- at bay."
The notion was absurd; the woman was as tough as nails, tougher even, there was no reason why--
"Who on Earth said anything about Gilbert exposing himself?"
Ludwig was beginning to regret ever having bought a mobile phone at all.
"I thought you said he was exposing himself. You said he was showing everyone his genitals."
"I said no such thing."
"So you meant..."
"I meant that he's been throwing unruly livestock at me since lunchtime and getting feathers and refuse all over my best carpets. And the damned thing must be in rut or something, because it won't let Elizaveta near him. Gilbert's stupid cock is blocking m--"
"I will handle it after work," Ludwig said firmly. "Please just bear with it until then, and I'll see ( ... )
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I laughed until I cried. In real life. Just. Austria. Would it kill you to use "rooster"?
The details about N. Italy being good about not calling too much reads thoughtfully to me - it's a good detail, and a good choice of detail, especially considering the canon exploitation of land lines by Italy earlier in the century.
A very large, bespectaled peahen.
I hope this is deliberate. Because. Just.
Gilbert's stupid cock is blocking m--"
I think Austria has been spending too much time around pop culture. XDDD
and his genitals are keeping Elizaveta --Elizaveta of all people-- at bay.
A woman who has no fear of the male pudenda. I had forgotten how much I loved her, and I'm in love with how much respect you've shown her as getting from the other Nations.
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- Fffffff. Why would anyone use a word like "rooster" when they could use a word with panache and character, like cockerel? Seriously.
- Actually, yeah! Good catch, I was thinking of all the phone-call-to-Doitsu scenes when I wrote that! I also just wanted to take the chance to cut the poor boy some slack-- sure he does things back-asswards in the strips, but he means well. So you can bet that although he's not calling the mobile phone, he's still ringing him up in the office and spamming the everloving shit out of his inbox with lolcats.
- ASDFGHJK. The ironic rooster/hen stuff? Yes! The typos....eeeerrrrrrr. Not so much. Ohgod, so many typos.
- Whether he likes it or not, it's getting to him! Next thing you know, he'll be wearing contacts, or, banish the thought, watching television. XD
- Ohyes. That girl is fierce. And I just love seeing strong female characters get their due; if there's anyone who can block Gil and his cock, it's her. And others better ( ... )
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this made me very happy. everything about it was win.
<33 thank you anon.
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Anyway, enjoy! ♥
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