And Some Like It Hot [1/1]
anonymous
August 14 2009, 03:01:52 UTC
Right now? I have that Sean Kingston song stuck in my head something hardcore. And every time I hear it, I will now think of Arthur flailing around with his 'nads on fire in a night club on Crete. Also, I hope the OP and the promised!writer!anon doesn't mind a second anon tackling this...
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“He what?!”
Ah, that was loud. Kiku held the phone a few inches further from his head. He had anticipated Alfred might react like this, but his eardrums could hardly steel themselves as his nerves had. No doubt his blood pressure was sky-high right now, too-so much for that relaxing holiday he’d had planned. He’d need some fresh air and a nice, long walk to clear his head after this.
“Reacted rather strongly to Arthur’s advances,” he said carefully. “You may be comforted to know that Arthur seems no worse for the wear-”
“No worse for the wear? Bollocks, Honda. He set my scrote on fire!”
“-and the doctor has him scheduled to be discharged in the morning.”
“Bloody miracle it’ll be if I ever have grandchildren now. Look at them, would
( ... )
Re: And Some Like It Hot [1/1]
anonymous
August 14 2009, 03:58:22 UTC
Can I just say this has the best punchline I've yet seen on a fill? It's so - Japan is so prissy with his language, and the contrast of the language with the image, of Greece just TOSSING ALCOHOL ON ENGLAND'S GENITALS. Just. Yes.
He set my scrote on fire!” I giggled because I am secretly about ten years old.
Your America voice is spot-on in dialectal terms, by the way. He reads perfectly as generic youngish American guy, which is exactly what he's supposed to be.
Poor Japan. The only sane man in the room... not that it's any particular contest.
Re: And Some Like It Hot [1/1]
anonymous
August 14 2009, 20:46:29 UTC
Poor Japan, he just wants to be diplomatic about it. Is that so much for a guy to ask for? Actually, yes, considering the situation, but still.
Ffffff. You're in good company; I had inordinate amounts of fun writing it all. And browsing through British slang dictionaries to pick just the right words for Arthur to bemoan the fate of his junk. Nads, willie, todger, sausage, trouser snake....heeheeheehee.
Really? You think so? Awesome! I did want his speech to sound like, well, yeah! Any phone conversation you might have had, ever.
That is all
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“He what?!”
Ah, that was loud. Kiku held the phone a few inches further from his head. He had anticipated Alfred might react like this, but his eardrums could hardly steel themselves as his nerves had. No doubt his blood pressure was sky-high right now, too-so much for that relaxing holiday he’d had planned. He’d need some fresh air and a nice, long walk to clear his head after this.
“Reacted rather strongly to Arthur’s advances,” he said carefully. “You may be comforted to know that Arthur seems no worse for the wear-”
“No worse for the wear? Bollocks, Honda. He set my scrote on fire!”
“-and the doctor has him scheduled to be discharged in the morning.”
“Bloody miracle it’ll be if I ever have grandchildren now. Look at them, would ( ... )
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He set my scrote on fire!”
I giggled because I am secretly about ten years old.
Your America voice is spot-on in dialectal terms, by the way. He reads perfectly as generic youngish American guy, which is exactly what he's supposed to be.
Poor Japan. The only sane man in the room... not that it's any particular contest.
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Ffffff. You're in good company; I had inordinate amounts of fun writing it all. And browsing through British slang dictionaries to pick just the right words for Arthur to bemoan the fate of his junk. Nads, willie, todger, sausage, trouser snake....heeheeheehee.
Really? You think so? Awesome! I did want his speech to sound like, well, yeah! Any phone conversation you might have had, ever.
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