A Contest! Who is the Manliest of Nations?!
anonymous
August 5 2009, 23:57:39 UTC
Inspired by the lulzy/cracky writers of the "Canada has maple syrup for blood/2009 American Invasion of Canada" fills. As a happy reader of the series, I'll speak for the writer-anons there that it is not a cannibal story, though there is blood kink. I really hope they don't mind this.
One of the highlights of that series though is definitely Tony the alien, from his epic pink "Kiss the Carbon-based Provider of Sustenance Who's Bothering to Feed Your Sorry Pathetic Ass, Bitch" apron with knives in the pockets as he flips pancakes to encouraging America to invade Canada in order to film "twincest with American-Cowboy-on-Canadian-Mountie, bondage, and blood kinks" porn.
The author-anon of the newest story in the series reveals Hungary as a devoted member and admirer of Tony's porn site: "Close Encounters and Biological Relations of the Intimate Kind."
The situation:Tony puts a contest on his website. Members must submit who they think is the "manliest" out of all the nations. Whoever gives the best answer will have their wish
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One of the highlights of that series though is definitely Tony the alien, from his epic pink "Kiss the Carbon-based Provider of Sustenance Who's Bothering to Feed Your Sorry Pathetic Ass, Bitch" apron with knives in the pockets as he flips pancakes to encouraging America to invade Canada in order to film "twincest with American-Cowboy-on-Canadian-Mountie, bondage, and blood kinks" porn.
The author-anon of the newest story in the series reveals Hungary as a devoted member and admirer of Tony's porn site: "Close Encounters and Biological Relations of the Intimate Kind."
The situation:Tony puts a contest on his website. Members must submit who they think is the "manliest" out of all the nations. Whoever gives the best answer will have their wish ( ... )
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