France: Liar, Liar
anonymous
August 4 2009, 19:53:34 UTC
England slips something magical in France's wine one night, and the next morning France wakes up completely unable to lie. He has to go to the world meeting anyway.
I'd love it if he walks into the world meeting with the intention of informing everyone of just how incredibly sexy he is, and then ends up saying something like "I've been bing-eating lately, and could barely fit into these pants. I've been depressed about it all morning."
Humor. Please <3
Bonus: He ends up revealing that he's sleeping with multiple nations, all of whom think they are his only lover. Bonus2: Because he can only speak the truth he does end up discovering which one he actually loves.
France - the country of love and lies (1/?)
anonymous
August 12 2009, 19:15:13 UTC
”You are so beautiful,” Francis said, eyes shining with care.
“You are so lying,” Arthur thought, smile forced upon his lips. As they kissed, he felt nothing but annoyance.
It seemed that every time he got drunk, Francis went to pick him up before Alfred - for whom he always phoned, for that kid could surely drive a car home fast! When asking him why, the Frenchman just cocked the head to the side and smiled: ‘Because I love you?’, and Arthur would know it was a lie, but not be able to resist those bright-blue eyes (bright-purple? Not really sure - he couldn’t make himself look at the man without being drunk - and when drunk, he does not remember well, mind you!). Therefore they always ended up like now; sweating, moaning in a bed, rolling around, bodies so close they could not be told apart. And in the morning, they would get dressed, and Arthur would find an annoyed message from Alfred on his phone (something along the lines of: “U r an evil man (>__<);”), turn to Francis and once again ask: ‘Why did you come to pick me up?’ And
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Re: France - the country of love and lies (3/?)
anonymous
August 13 2009, 00:42:38 UTC
Oh dear goodness this is so hilarious and so painful at the same time!!! ;A; But hilarity over-rides the mouth-gaping truth.
Can't wait to see what other TRUTHS Francis will say.
“Yeah, I’ve just brought a new pair of underwear I need to show off anyway,” he mumbled as he got out of bed, then suddenly stiffened and turned towards Arthur with huge eyes. “I mean - not that I like to show off my expensive underwear! I mean, of course I do! I mean, no! I mean, yes!” Francis slapped both of his hands to cover his speaking mouth. What the hell?! *sporfle into fits of giggles*
Re: France - the country of love and lies (3/?)
anonymous
August 13 2009, 15:25:46 UTC
Oh Lord but this is brilliant. I'm in awe of how yoy manage both their reactions to all the uncomfortable truths and the inability to keep them inside <3
Captches sez "place judges". It sure does, Captcha!
I'd love it if he walks into the world meeting with the intention of informing everyone of just how incredibly sexy he is, and then ends up saying something like "I've been bing-eating lately, and could barely fit into these pants. I've been depressed about it all morning."
Humor. Please <3
Bonus: He ends up revealing that he's sleeping with multiple nations, all of whom think they are his only lover.
Bonus2: Because he can only speak the truth he does end up discovering which one he actually loves.
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“You are so lying,” Arthur thought, smile forced upon his lips. As they kissed, he felt nothing but annoyance.
It seemed that every time he got drunk, Francis went to pick him up before Alfred - for whom he always phoned, for that kid could surely drive a car home fast! When asking him why, the Frenchman just cocked the head to the side and smiled: ‘Because I love you?’, and Arthur would know it was a lie, but not be able to resist those bright-blue eyes (bright-purple? Not really sure - he couldn’t make himself look at the man without being drunk - and when drunk, he does not remember well, mind you!). Therefore they always ended up like now; sweating, moaning in a bed, rolling around, bodies so close they could not be told apart. And in the morning, they would get dressed, and Arthur would find an annoyed message from Alfred on his phone (something along the lines of: “U r an evil man (>__<);”), turn to Francis and once again ask: ‘Why did you come to pick me up?’ And ( ... )
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LOL OMG this is made of EPIC WIN. Arthur totally had this coming.
Please continue!
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Can't wait to see what other TRUTHS Francis will say.
“Yeah, I’ve just brought a new pair of underwear I need to show off anyway,” he mumbled as he got out of bed, then suddenly stiffened and turned towards Arthur with huge eyes. “I mean - not that I like to show off my expensive underwear! I mean, of course I do! I mean, no! I mean, yes!” Francis slapped both of his hands to cover his speaking mouth. What the hell?!
*sporfle into fits of giggles*
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Captches sez "place judges". It sure does, Captcha!
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