Something about Alfred during/after the whole Clinton scandal, Monigate thing. Horribly Embarassed!America? Nations teasing him? Nations hitting on him?! England yelling at him? ROLL WITH IT ANONS!
Re: Pretentions France FTW
anonymous
August 5 2009, 16:38:01 UTC
Ahahahaha~
Because I may be a pervert, but at least I am not a nations of three-year-olds, and don't whine and giggle every time I see pee-pee parts! Best line, ever!
Also, 'Theprsidntgotabljb' and transatlantic connections FTW. XD
Re: Pretentions France FTW
anonymous
August 5 2009, 21:00:11 UTC
For once France is so made of win! :P I mean come on America! I remember when Swedish former prime minister Goran Persson divorced and remarried short after, no one in Sweden really lift the eyebrow or screaming out scandal, they just shrugged their shoulders and moving on. xD After all privacy is privacy.
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"Oui, oui, cela," Francsi murmured dismissively, then paused. "America, what exactly was the impeachment about, again?"
"Well. uh. Theprsidntgotabljb."
"What did you say? The transatlantic connection must be bad. Please speak more clearly."
"The president got a blow job," Alfred muttered, mortified.
For a long time, phone remained silent.
"France? You still there?"
"Oui, cheri, I am here. But...what else?"
"Well. That's pretty much it."
"...I did not realize you were ruled by monks, cheri," Francis murmured at last, sounding almost shell-shocked.
"She wasn't his wife!" Alfred snapped defensively. "She was an intern! It happened in, like, the Oval Office itself! He lied about it -"
"Well, naturally, if you're overreacting like this," France interrupted.
"I'm not overreacting!"
"Cheri, my politicians have kids out of wedlock or live across the city from their spouses. The mistresses have mistresses. Not ( ... )
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Win.
The mistresses have mistresses.
I want to see this now... I bet France watches.
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"Because I may be a pervert, but at least I am not a nations of three-year-olds, and don't whine and giggle every time I see pee-pee parts!"
LOL! This was great, thank you!
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This pretty much DID demand France, huh. And he was wonderful.
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Because I may be a pervert, but at least I am not a nations of three-year-olds, and don't whine and giggle every time I see pee-pee parts!
Best line, ever!
Also, 'Theprsidntgotabljb' and transatlantic connections FTW. XD
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I mean come on America! I remember when Swedish former prime minister Goran Persson divorced and remarried short after, no one in Sweden really lift the eyebrow or screaming out scandal, they just shrugged their shoulders and moving on. xD After all privacy is privacy.
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