The Blair Witch Hetalia Project
anonymous
August 1 2009, 16:54:41 UTC
So... Anon wants crossover whit "The Blair Witch Project" movie. "Three young nations who hike into the Black Hills of Burkittsville, Maryland to film a documentary about a local legend known as the Blair Witch, and subsequently go missing."
Anon would like any of the following trios: 1) Russia, Ukraine, Belarus 2) France, Spain, Prussia 3) America, Canada, Cuba 4) England, Australia, Honk Kong
Either use one or use all and make them compete...
The Woods who Whisper Naught [1/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 22:02:57 UTC
I was not brave enough to actually watch the actual video footage so I am writing this from memory of what I've seen from the movie and read from the books and website. I tried to write all this in a way that seems documented, like on video and paper (Heather's journal) rather then actual character interactions.
.,x.{10/15/94}.x,.The sound of the film rolling is the first sound anyone notices, the room spins as a small Asian man comes into view and waves politely. He looks happy, excited
( ... )
The Woods who Whisper Naught [1.2/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 22:05:28 UTC
.,x.{Journal Entry, First Page}.x,.The book was stained like the earth it lie in, and the title, it's corny title was like a tribute to it's achievements. For over a year, it embodied the hope of finding the three missing students. Exactly a year after they disappeared, it was found under a 100-year old cabin; with various rolls of film and tape that were miraculously intact as well, like living fossil. There is no scientific explanation as to how the footage ended up under the 100 year cabin, nor any evidence as to where the three disappeared to
( ... )
The Woods who Whisper Naught [1.3/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 23:50:08 UTC
.,x.{10/16/94}.x,.
The day was bright, and everything on screen was outlined in a golden halo. This time, the camera was being directed on Kiku as they drive, the watcher could only presume the holder was Matthew seeing as how Alfred was in the passenger seat waving at the camera, yet again. Each one of them had a music player by their side and if you listened, you could hear quite faintly that someone's music was louder then the others. The ride was quiet, and soon, Matthew closed off the video recorder when the novolty of recording the passing fields wore off.
.,x.{Journal Entry, Page 3-4}.x,.
First day on the trip here, it's going to be a long ride but I am patient. I am more then just patient, I have to be mentally prepared for all three of us...I have not told the other two of the stories revolving around the Blair Witch, but I do not think it is necessary for them to know since there are 3 of us. Three is the number for unity. It is the number for
( ... )
The Woods who Whisper Naught [1.4/?]
anonymous
August 9 2009, 00:02:48 UTC
Shit, screwed up, at this point in Heather's journal they didn't actually leave for Burkittsville yet, but just pretend that the 3 nations already did.
.,x.{10/16/94 Later that day}.x,.
The trip's just started yet I'm already anticipating our arrival. The night sky is beautiful, you can even see the North Star in this pitch black sky, it will be our guide to finding her. Elly Kedward. Alfred and Matthew. I have been planning this for two years so I hope they pull through for me. If anything, I am not worried for Matthew, his respect for nature will probably keep him alive. Elly? Is she out there? Maybe. If anyone were to find out, it'll be me. There is this kinship that I feel that we share and if she really does exist, I hope she'll pull through for me and show herself to us. This is what I've been preparing for, I am ready. If I am not, then I hope something or someone out there will help us.
.,x.{TBC}.x,.Next chapter, I'm just gonna skip to the more exciting parts. You guys don't need to read about their journey there
( ... )
Re: The Woods who Whisper Naught [1.4/?]
anonymous
August 9 2009, 00:46:22 UTC
Author anon, you can have all OP's internets. This is looks very exiting... but OP will not read it at night time. Cause' it sound like the upcoming parts will be really scary.
The Woods who Whisper Naught [2/?]
anonymous
August 13 2009, 05:16:07 UTC
I really hope you guys like this cause I am having such a terrifying experience writing this <3 Seriously, if you get the chance, go read through Heather's actual journal entries, reading it and recalling the movie scares the shit outta me. It's not just the fact that it's in the horror genre that scares me, it's the fact that these things actually did happen.
.,x.{10/19/94}.x,.
The pages seem more and more like they're from a Rorschach test as you turn them. The dirt stains the pages in funny areas and it is a miracle they are not crinkled and rotting. There in the pages is a tree with hundreds of eyes, then flip a few more pages again and you see a frame made of smears. It draws you in.
We were fighting, the atmosphere was tense the whole week here. Mostly on
( ... )
The Woods who Whisper Naught [2.1/?]
anonymous
August 13 2009, 05:21:04 UTC
"Yes...I know who you are talking about." Her voice is whispy, yet stern, there is substance in her voice yet it seems she is not all there.
"Would you like to tell us more about her Mrs. Brown?"
Again, she does not say anything for awhile, "I was very young when I first heard about her. She is a local legend, you know?" Kiku nods in anticipation, his knuckles seem white against the black recorder. "Yes...very young." Her eyes bore holes into the camera lens.
"What were some of the stories?"
Mary laughed somewhat hysterically, "Oh the stories...they would drive you crazy!"
"Would you mind telling us?"
She suddenly looked very afraid, "Oh no...I cannot. She would know
( ... )
Re: The Woods who Whisper Naught [2.1/?]
anonymous
August 13 2009, 15:00:33 UTC
Author!Anon is really good at this! Best crossover yet! Is awesome and... Mrs. Brown was kinda disturbing. Oh silly Alfred, you keep forgetting important things, don't you? D:
The Woods who Whisper Naught [3/?]
anonymous
August 21 2009, 23:18:29 UTC
.,x.{10/21/94}.x,.Everything was moving, Alfred was cursing as he ran beside the cameraman; he had slipped on the rocks. They were rushing along broken pebbles towards a small body of water. The woods seemed to breath with them as snippets of clarity shot through the lenses, in, out, in, out
( ... )
The Woods who Whisper Naught [3.2/6]
anonymous
August 21 2009, 23:25:15 UTC
.,x.{10/21/94, Later}.x,.
"We're lost aren't we?"
"No, I know where we're going, see?" Kiku pointed at the map in his hand with the compass, "The needle's still pointing North-East, so we should be going the right way."
"Kiku, we've been wandering for over an hour, and we still aren't at the cemetary."
"I know where it is, don't worry."
"No, we're lost--"
"Shut up, Alfred. Just let him do what he came here to do."
"I will not shut up, look, this was unclear enough as it is and then we just walk off path"We're here." They stared in stunned silence at how suddenly they had stumbled on the cemetary when just a few moments ago they didn't even see it. "Matthew, can you shoot me standing there as I talk?" Matthew made a sound of acknowledgement and the camera followed Kiku as he slowly walked to stand in front of a clearing behind the cemetary. He tok in a deep gulp of air to calm his nerves
( ... )
"Three young nations who hike into the Black Hills of Burkittsville, Maryland to film a documentary about a local legend known as the Blair Witch, and subsequently go missing."
Anon would like any of the following trios:
1) Russia, Ukraine, Belarus
2) France, Spain, Prussia
3) America, Canada, Cuba
4) England, Australia, Honk Kong
Either use one or use all and make them compete...
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.,x.{10/15/94}.x,.The sound of the film rolling is the first sound anyone notices, the room spins as a small Asian man comes into view and waves politely. He looks happy, excited ( ... )
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The day was bright, and everything on screen was outlined in a golden halo. This time, the camera was being directed on Kiku as they drive, the watcher could only presume the holder was Matthew seeing as how Alfred was in the passenger seat waving at the camera, yet again. Each one of them had a music player by their side and if you listened, you could hear quite faintly that someone's music was louder then the others. The ride was quiet, and soon, Matthew closed off the video recorder when the novolty of recording the passing fields wore off.
.,x.{Journal Entry, Page 3-4}.x,.
First day on the trip here, it's going to be a long ride but I am patient.
I am more then just patient, I have to be mentally prepared for all three
of us...I have not told the other two of the stories revolving around the
Blair Witch, but I do not think it is necessary for them to know since
there are 3 of us. Three is the number for unity. It is the number for ( ... )
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.,x.{10/16/94 Later that day}.x,.
The trip's just started yet I'm already anticipating our arrival. The night sky is
beautiful, you can even see the North Star in this pitch black sky, it will be
our guide to finding her. Elly Kedward. Alfred and Matthew. I have been
planning this for two years so I hope they pull through for me. If anything, I
am not worried for Matthew, his respect for nature will probably keep him alive.
Elly? Is she out there? Maybe. If anyone were to find out, it'll be me. There is
this kinship that I feel that we share and if she really does exist, I hope she'll
pull through for me and show herself to us. This is what I've been preparing for,
I am ready. If I am not, then I hope something or someone out there will help us.
.,x.{TBC}.x,.Next chapter, I'm just gonna skip to the more exciting parts. You guys don't need to read about their journey there ( ... )
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I can't wait to scare myself shitless by reading this at night.
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.,x.{10/19/94}.x,.
The pages seem more and more like they're from a Rorschach test as you turn them. The dirt stains the pages in funny areas and it is a miracle they are not crinkled and rotting. There in the pages is a tree with hundreds of eyes, then flip a few more pages again and you see a frame made of smears. It draws you in.
We were fighting, the atmosphere was tense the whole week here. Mostly on ( ... )
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"Would you like to tell us more about her Mrs. Brown?"
Again, she does not say anything for awhile, "I was very young when I first heard about her. She is a local legend, you know?" Kiku nods in anticipation, his knuckles seem white against the black recorder. "Yes...very young." Her eyes bore holes into the camera lens.
"What were some of the stories?"
Mary laughed somewhat hysterically, "Oh the stories...they would drive you crazy!"
"Would you mind telling us?"
She suddenly looked very afraid, "Oh no...I cannot. She would know ( ... )
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...just as long as you guys get the point >___>" I don't like being messy when it comes to writing D;
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Oh silly Alfred, you keep forgetting important things, don't you? D:
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"We're lost aren't we?"
"No, I know where we're going, see?" Kiku pointed at the map in his hand with the compass, "The needle's still pointing North-East, so we should be going the right way."
"Kiku, we've been wandering for over an hour, and we still aren't at the cemetary."
"I know where it is, don't worry."
"No, we're lost--"
"Shut up, Alfred. Just let him do what he came here to do."
"I will not shut up, look, this was unclear enough as it is and then we just walk off path"We're here." They stared in stunned silence at how suddenly they had stumbled on the cemetary when just a few moments ago they didn't even see it. "Matthew, can you shoot me standing there as I talk?" Matthew made a sound of acknowledgement and the camera followed Kiku as he slowly walked to stand in front of a clearing behind the cemetary. He tok in a deep gulp of air to calm his nerves ( ... )
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