[part ten: fill] The Stanley Cup is Not a Sex Toy [America/Canada]
Title: The Stanley Cup is Not a Sex Toy
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Complete.
Characters, Pairings: America/Canada
Rating: 2 Stars.
Original Request: America/Canada. "Evidently, Canadians don’t know that here in America, ‘Canada’s History’ is a euphemism for a sex act so depraved, I can’t describe it on TV. Let’s just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup." - Stephen Colbert on the Canadian magazine The Beaver's name-change due to Internet filters.
Anons, run with it! Preferably no pr0n, considering some of the more disturbing ideas out there.
Summary: After hearing someone explain "Canada's history" is really all about, America feels a bit insecure in his relationship with Canada. Canada sets him straight on the matter.
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Complete.
Characters, Pairings: America/Canada
Rating: 2 Stars.
Original Request: America/Canada. "Evidently, Canadians don’t know that here in America, ‘Canada’s History’ is a euphemism for a sex act so depraved, I can’t describe it on TV. Let’s just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup." - Stephen Colbert on the Canadian magazine The Beaver's name-change due to Internet filters.
Anons, run with it! Preferably no pr0n, considering some of the more disturbing ideas out there.
Summary: After hearing someone explain "Canada's history" is really all about, America feels a bit insecure in his relationship with Canada. Canada sets him straight on the matter.