hessgasm

Friends cut

hessgasm Jan 19, 2009 19:06

I followed the example of my group and defriended a bunch of accounts that were either inactive, or alternate journals of people who have defriended us, or belong to people that I don't necessarily want reading personal stuff. If you're still here, awesome.

CANIS WHAT?

hessgasm Nov 27, 2007 00:11

is not CANIS CANEM EDIT a stupid name for a video game? ...like anyone's going to REMEMBER THAT? that's what they're calling the 'bully' video game in europe. CANIS CANEM EDIT. RIGHT. i'm sure people are going to think of the word 'edit', too. BULLY is much shorter and more memorable than THAT.

wtf

ichard-ray! i-hay an-cay eak-spay atin-lay!

hessgasm Oct 18, 2007 04:56

ipso facto! lorem ipsum! ad hominem! ex post facto! um...ad baculum! exeunt omnes! and-hay all-hay at-thay! i-hay love-lay atin-lay! o-day oo-yay agree-hay ith-way ee-may? oo-yay ould-shay ecause-bay i-hay o-knay ut-whay i-hay am-hay alking-tay about-hay!

igpay atin-lay

you know who you are.

hessgasm Aug 02, 2007 17:47

I'm going to use capital letters, because I'm being absolutely serious. There's also a reason why this post is public, too. He can see it if he wants.

I find it absolutely ridiculous that you didn't seem to acknowledge Richard's comment to you about why you shouldn't call us all 'Luke'. He spent a lot of time writing that, and he wanted you to see ( Read more... )

richard, carmen, kerry and poporo...

hessgasm Jul 31, 2007 04:26

i must respectfully criticise your use of the apostrophe.

IF YOU LOT WRITE 'DAWKINS' BOOK' ONE MORE TIME, i will um...um...what can i do to you? heh. i can't think of anything. but it's going to be bad. even if it ends in an S, ADD. ANOTHER. S. looks a lot better than that apostrophe dangling off that S. every time i see that i want to CRINGE. ( Read more... )

grammar, hitler

well...

hessgasm Jul 30, 2007 02:18

HESS. NOT LUKE. KTHXBAI.

things i hate!!!!

hessgasm May 16, 2007 05:30

i hate...
tories!
toffs (otherwise known as upperclass twits)!
snobs
and various similar gobshites

yours frustratedly
hess v. kalashnikov

la la

hessgasm Apr 23, 2007 02:21

boredxxor. very boredxxor.

<3 hess

(who has nothing to say)

high-class whores! LOL

hessgasm Apr 20, 2007 22:32

http://www.societyservice.com/english/

http://www.societyservice.com/english/etiquette.htmlyou won't believe it...high-class whores...only for *upperclass* gentlemen! these aren't your every day $10 whores! read the etiquette page for the lulz ( Read more... )

ideal society

hessgasm Apr 19, 2007 13:30

um, my ideal society is one with no class structure and very little stratification. i don't want to see poverty any more, but i also don't want to see extreme wealth. it would be a community based society that emphasised co-operation and equality. that's basically what it is, but i wish that i could see a society like that in my lifetime. ( Read more... )