Of Swans and Men

[hesselives]

prompt: Swan Princess!AU.

summary: marvel at how dumb this is.

disclaimer: apologies to John Steinbeck. and to Hans Christian Andersen for committing great crimes against The Wild Swans.

cheers: to the op and the km anons who replied. this hot mess is for you.

Comments

[hesselives]

it is pretty ridiculous. thank you!!

[towel_master]

This is absolutely hilarious. XD I'm dying of laughter, here!

[hesselives]

that is good to hear! my humor tends to veer off into complete-nonsense territory, so. /O\ thank you! :D

[ze_zebra]

Times like these I wish I had one of those silly, clapping, tear-shedding-oh-my-I-am-so-touched icons, because honestly, honestly I have some not so good news to break to ze folks (who happen to think I'm a complete waste of ATP) and this YES!! Thank you, this makes my day, my night and week. Gah. Extra-points for the pre-cirrhotic liver and the creepy, creepy birds and yes, continue, you must.

LOOK AT THIS HESSE, I AM CAPSLOCKING. I MIGHT BE FLAILING AS WELL. I mean seriously woman, so many things you're dealing with simultaneously and this! so fresh and avianly fun!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[hesselives]

I SEE YOUR CAPSLOCKING. I CAN'T BELIEVE MY RIDICULOUS, RIDICULOUS THING IS MAKING YOU CAPSLOCK. askekfldf-- i am just happy that this brightened your day a bit! (so sorry about your bad news, bb. ;___; i hope your folks wise up and take it as well as possible. ♥♥) ILU & ILU.

[ze_zebra]

I IMPLORE YOU, do not deny us the pleasure of a second part.
And in my expert opinion, this style is particularly difficult to pull off so bravo!! So bravo, encore and a standing ovation... So glad you got over your writer's block!!

When are you moving back to the States??

[hesselives]

fffff-- but how do i do that. i have no idea where this is going. already there are so many logic gaps. ze, bb, you bowl me over with the sheer force of your support. it's like my heart grew SWAN-ALBATROSS WINGS. ♥

(*cries* this was posted anon on the meme months ago! it only serves to make me look like i conquered writer's block. I AM A FAKE CONQUERER.)

July 1st! :DD

My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[peperima]

LMAO I LIKE THIS SO MUCH.

WHY IS IT SO FUNNY??

MR NETTLE MAN WHY ARE YOU SO ODD

ALSO. ALCOHOLISM A+++

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[peperima]

PS

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[hesselives]

HI CHARLES KANE HI. *____* ARE YOU MOCK-APPLAUDING ME.

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[peperima]

NO I TRIED FOR PELOSI SEAL CLAPPING BUT GAVE UP AND SETTLED FOR THIS SERIOUS CRITIC'S SEAL OF APPROVAL.

[hesselives]

ahh, thank you! *___*

i will, um, try? haha.