Of Swans and Men

[hesselives]

prompt: Swan Princess!AU.

summary: marvel at how dumb this is.

disclaimer: apologies to John Steinbeck. and to Hans Christian Andersen for committing great crimes against The Wild Swans.

cheers: to the op and the km anons who replied. this hot mess is for you.

Comments

My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[peperima]

LMAO I LIKE THIS SO MUCH.

WHY IS IT SO FUNNY??

MR NETTLE MAN WHY ARE YOU SO ODD

ALSO. ALCOHOLISM A+++

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[peperima]

PS

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[hesselives]

HI CHARLES KANE HI. *____* ARE YOU MOCK-APPLAUDING ME.

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[peperima]

NO I TRIED FOR PELOSI SEAL CLAPPING BUT GAVE UP AND SETTLED FOR THIS SERIOUS CRITIC'S SEAL OF APPROVAL.

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[hesselives]

WHO NEEDS THE OSCAR FOR BEST SCREENPLAY WHEN YOU HAVE SEAL!PELOSI'S APPROVAL?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY SERIOUS. I THOUGHT CITIZEN KANE WAS THE GREATEST COMEDY OF ALL TIME.

Re: My Formal Review of Les Miserables, or How I Learned to Stop Nettling and Love the Swan

[hesselives]

BUT WHY. NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE. NO SENSE. NONSENSE.

IDEK. YOU ARE ASKING THE WRONG PERSON.

I FEEL YOUR A+++ IS ONLY ATTRIBUTED TO THE WORDS COGNAC, GIN, AND TONIC. YOU DRUNKARD. (YOU ARE BASICALLY ARTHUR REINCARNATED INTO THE 21st CENTURY. WHICH MAKES ME....COBB. OH FML.)

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