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[heroicasshole]

[There's some rustling as the comm is jostled on. After a moment or two of silence, there's snoring. Loud snoring. Hancock is on his side, sleeping off his latest hangover. Are you being disturbed, Fellow Elegante Passenger? WELL TOO BAD! Hancock really doesn't care. That is until he's woken up.

He groans. Ugh. Pounding headache.]The hell do you

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[chopshopgoddess]

...

And...knowing is half the battle?

[heroicasshole]

[whoa.]

Who's this?

[chopshopgoddess]

Mikaela Banes. Who're you?

[heroicasshole]

...Hancock.

The hell am I Mikaela Banes?

[ntjstapwn]

They did that to all of us

*:/*

Welcome to the Elegante, I suppose. I don't suggest you leave your room if you don't have to, and if you do be careful.

[heroicasshole]

...I need to quit drinkin' or I ain't drinkin enough. Where do these voices keep coming from?

[ntjstapwn]

*He chuckles*

You aren't drinking enough.

Its coming from the comm. Kind of like a cellphone or, uh, magic box that lets people talk to each other.

*Shut up, he doesn't know what sort of world you come from*

[heroicasshole]

...Magic box.

[Whaaaat. Oh this thing in his hand.]

Oh you mean the G.I. Joe shit? Yeah okay got it. Now you get the million dollar question. What's a Elegante and why am I on it?

[pimp_hat]

I be wantin' a keg. Prefrebly one dat be filled wid ale.

[heroicasshole]

You just full jokes ain't you?

[pimp_hat]

I always be havin' a couple of witty lines at da ready.

[heroicasshole]

Yeah, save it.

[skin_and_steel]

You got the kidnapping part right. We weren't the ones who did it, though. You could probably say that we're all in the same situation here.

[heroicasshole]

Who is 'we'?

[skin_and_steel]

The rest of us on the ship. The ones you've been talking to with the communicator.

[heroicasshole]

How many you pricks are on here?

[shenghuanzhe]

Hey, man. I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the MS Elegante. Our destination is the Golden Shore, and until we arrive you just gotta take it easy, awright? You need anythin' special t'eat, you got any other questions, ask myself or any other crew member.

Welcome aboard.

[heroicasshole]

...Yeah I got a question. Where can I find a sheet or something?