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heroicasshole

11 ♃ Commentlog

Aug 11, 2010 21:56

[Guess who can drink again? Yes it's Elegante's favorite alcoholic asshole. Our good inebriated friend here has just discovered the Cool and is making use of its stock. Since he's probably been in here since last night, considering the number of bottles on the table, he's decidedly passed out, with his head planted firmly against the table and ( Read more... )

go away, where the booze at, srsly do not disturb, i h8 this fuckin boat, i don't like being not drunk, he puts the fun in dysfunction, hungover, fuck you, zzzzz, about as deep as a mud puddle, hancock fails at being social, professional drunk, sleeping 23 hours a day, the hell i'm on a boat for?, there's a do not disturb sign out there

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See Icon Text lamortdeshommes August 12 2010, 01:59:43 UTC

[Hey. Hey Hancock.

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk.]

lulz heroicasshole August 12 2010, 02:15:39 UTC

[He's a pretty heavy sleeper so if Izzy wants him to wake up, she's gonna have to try harder than that.]

Re: lulz lamortdeshommes August 12 2010, 02:21:55 UTC

[Izzy creeps from shadow to shadow, behind him in seconds. Slowly, teasingly, she pressed her body against his, mouth lowering to his neck.

Slowly...
Slowly...

To place a kiss, assuming he doesn't wake.]

heroicasshole August 12 2010, 02:34:12 UTC

[He doesn't. Not at first anyway. But when she kisses him, he stirs a little then groans.]

You better be on fire or havin' a heart attack or somethin' if you're messing with me.

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only_one_raoul August 12 2010, 03:03:35 UTC

[There's only so much pacing one can do in the confines of their room, so Raoul had taken to skulking around the ship instead. He's sure never to take the same route twice, and today brings him past The Cool and Hancock with his bottle collection. Raoul, with a look of disgust, gives his opinion.]

Ivrogne.

heroicasshole August 12 2010, 03:28:52 UTC

[Hancock was waking up just as Raoul walked in and was saying something. He glances at the Frenchman and frowns.]

The fuck did you just call me?

only_one_raoul August 12 2010, 04:07:23 UTC

Drunkard.

[What started out as a disgruntled glance turns into more of a short-lived stare. Raoul hadn't noticed that the man was an African-American. How unexpected-- and vulgar.]

I wouldn't have thought a man could consume that much alcohol.

heroicasshole August 12 2010, 04:15:00 UTC

[More French people. With stupid hair. Greeeeeat.]

Well, the more you know.

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missmimmi August 12 2010, 03:37:40 UTC

[Mimmi has never been inside The Cool before. Not that she can remember, anyways. So here she is.

And there's a guy passed out at a table.

She considers leaving right away, because she doesn't want to deal with any damn drunks, but sleeping at a table isn't very comfortable.

So she walks over and pokes him]

Um... hallo?

heroicasshole August 12 2010, 03:43:45 UTC

[He groans rather deeply at the poke. Man why do people insist on waking him up?

His eyes don't open.]

What?

missmimmi August 12 2010, 03:46:10 UTC

Oh... I thought you might have been, ah, a bit uncomfortable. Sleeping on a table does not seem very nice. Perhaps you would like to sleep in your room, instead?

[Or if he doesn't want to, she'll back off lickidy split]

heroicasshole August 12 2010, 03:56:08 UTC

[He knows that voice. It's that girl. Oh god. What does he say to her? He sits up a little, lifts his beanie over his eyes to get a better look at her.]

Oh hey.

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palutenas_angel August 12 2010, 11:14:14 UTC

[Pit takes the first option.]

Hello?

heroicasshole August 12 2010, 12:28:26 UTC

[Hancock would rather you wouldn't. He recoils a little, groaning at the poke.]

What?

palutenas_angel August 13 2010, 09:06:27 UTC

Well, I saw you here and I thought something was wrong!

heroicasshole August 15 2010, 23:14:00 UTC

Nothing is wrong.

[So you can leave now.]

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