Aug 11, 2010 21:56
[Guess who can drink again? Yes it's Elegante's favorite alcoholic asshole. Our good inebriated friend here has just discovered the Cool and is making use of its stock. Since he's probably been in here since last night, considering the number of bottles on the table, he's decidedly passed out, with his head planted firmly against the table and snoring. Upon closer inspection, you'll find that there's a small tin he's pulled out of his pocket with movie tickets, some gum, and a few dollars in US cash.
Poke him, pester him, otherwise aggravate him. It's good for him.]
go away,
where the booze at,
srsly do not disturb,
i h8 this fuckin boat,
i don't like being not drunk,
he puts the fun in dysfunction,
hungover,
fuck you,
zzzzz,
about as deep as a mud puddle,
hancock fails at being social,
professional drunk,
sleeping 23 hours a day,
the hell i'm on a boat for?,
there's a do not disturb sign out there