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heroicasshole

10 ♃ Audio

Jul 30, 2010 22:28

[What's that noise? Why it's Hancock tearing through his door with a bed. You see, he's currently handcuffed to his bed and he can't seem to break the damn thing. So he broke out of his room and is now sitting on his bed in front of the elevator cause lol he doesn't know how to get anywhere now. Stupid bed.]

Damnit. What the fuck is this?

go away, where the booze at, kind of like a hero or something, i h8 this fuckin boat, i don't like being not drunk, he puts the fun in dysfunction, fuck you, the hell i'm on a boat for?

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This is glorious standardpackage July 31 2010, 02:30:44 UTC

What th' fuck are ya' up ta'?

I do what I can |D heroicasshole July 31 2010, 02:34:38 UTC

I'm handcuffed to my fuckin' bed.

standardpackage July 31 2010, 02:37:06 UTC

How th' hell did that happen?

heroicasshole July 31 2010, 02:38:59 UTC

How the hell should I know? I woke up to this shit.

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doctoral_bird July 31 2010, 02:34:54 UTC

[A gentle "BING" is heard from the elevator Hancock is located infront of as the doors open, revealing a lone Malkus standing there...Blankly staring at this angry man.]

...

[He reaches for the "close door" button, rather quickly, missing and hitting the "keep the doors open longer and make things very awkward" one instead.]

...

heroicasshole July 31 2010, 02:39:47 UTC

The fuck you lookin' at?

doctoral_bird July 31 2010, 02:42:22 UTC

[Why can't he lie...What on earth is he SAYING WHAT WHY THIS MAN LOOKS ANGRIER WHY.]

Your face.

heroicasshole July 31 2010, 02:46:28 UTC

[Hancock gets up.]

Who you think you talkin' to?

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pimp_hat July 31 2010, 02:58:08 UTC

I just be guessin' here mon but I t'ink it be a handcuff.

heroicasshole July 31 2010, 03:05:42 UTC

Kiss my ass.

pimp_hat July 31 2010, 03:07:37 UTC

Don't t'ink eiddah one of us gonna enjoy dat so uh...no.

heroicasshole July 31 2010, 03:22:10 UTC

Then shut it.

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missmimmi July 31 2010, 03:08:35 UTC

[Mimmi has been sleeping all damn day.

And then she wakes up to everyone flipping their shit.

What even]

Are... you all right?

heroicasshole July 31 2010, 03:23:00 UTC

Just fuckin' dandy.

missmimmi July 31 2010, 03:33:41 UTC

[Fff]

What happened?

heroicasshole July 31 2010, 03:43:02 UTC

Woke up handcuffed to my bed.

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ILU [Audio even though he's like...twenty feet away or something] beforethehero July 31 2010, 03:14:39 UTC

[An out-of-sight Protoman is out-of-sight but staring. And then he talks into his comm because who was this guy humans weren't supposed to be able to do that and he wants to see if he's noticed]

[He was going to say something cryptic or neutral or otherwise aggravating, but what came out instead was...]

[The straightforward truth. Wut.]

A punishment or a prank. Possibly both.

:> [Audio] heroicasshole July 31 2010, 03:24:27 UTC

Somebody needs their ass kicked then.

[Audio] beforethehero July 31 2010, 03:34:20 UTC

[...there's a noticeable pause before Proto speaks again]

Good luck with that.