10 ♃ Audio

[heroicasshole]

[What's that noise? Why it's Hancock tearing through his door with a bed. You see, he's currently handcuffed to his bed and he can't seem to break the damn thing. So he broke out of his room and is now sitting on his bed in front of the elevator cause lol he doesn't know how to get anywhere now. Stupid bed.]

Damnit. What the fuck is this?

Comments

This is glorious

[standardpackage]

What th' fuck are ya' up ta'?

I do what I can |D

[heroicasshole]

I'm handcuffed to my fuckin' bed.

[standardpackage]

How th' hell did that happen?

[heroicasshole]

How the hell should I know? I woke up to this shit.

[standardpackage]

Sounds pretty fucked ta' me. Why don't ya' just pick th' damn lock?

[heroicasshole]

Cause I don't need to pick the damn lock. I tried to break the thing and ended up draggin' the whole fuckin' bed out of my room.

[standardpackage]

Did ya' even try?

[heroicasshole]

You wanna come try this shit? Cause you're pissin' me off.

[standardpackage]

I'm good. If ya' can get that bed outta yer room, I don't see how ya' couldn't break a little lock.

[Actually, he just doesn't want his body snapped in half.]