Chapter 1

[heroic_commoner]

I knew following it would be a bad idea.

Excuse me, has anyone seen a white rabbit around here? I was following him, but I think I'm lost now.

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

I haven't seen any white rabbits, but it wouldn't surprise me to see one around. I saw some birds singing in chorus earlier. Everything looks really weird today, eh? I wonder what's going on now.

[heroic_commoner]

Have we met?

[no_good_tsuna]

Eh? We go to school together! You do look a little different, though... Did you grow your hair, Haruhi? Overnight?

[heroic_commoner]

I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm Alice.

[frenchaffair]

I'm late! I'M LATE! THE QUEEN'S GOING TO KILL ME WITH A MOUNTAIN OF DEBT! *ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM White Rabbit came and went~*

[heroic_commoner]

Hey, wait! Where are you going?

[frenchaffair]

THE QUEEN! I MUST GO TO HER! OR SHE MIGHT SELL ME AS CHEAP LABOR!

Wait, this is the queen we're talking about. If she sells me as labor, it definitely won't be cheap..

[heroic_commoner]

If she's going to sell you as cheap labor, why are you going to her?

[a_normal_human]

*notices Haruhi wandering around - with long hair?*

...Um...Are you trying to disguise yourself? *blinks* I can still tell pretty easily that it's you.

[heroic_commoner]

Oh, are you another one of 'Haruhi's friends?

[a_normal_human]

*pause*

Eh heh... Wow. You're never the type to try to be the class clown, Haruhi.

Seriously, though, I don't think I get the joke.

[heroic_commoner]

A lot of people have been confusing me with somebody named Haruhi. My name's Alice.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

You're just bad at follow-the-leader, then! Try harder next time, second-rate, second-rate!

[heroic_commoner]

I asked for directions, not mockery.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[Sticks his tongue out.] Who the hell likes following the rules, anyway? Boring, boring, boring-bird!

[heroic_commoner]

I'm just trying to get home.

[anna_no_itako]

Lose something?

[heroic_commoner]

I didn't lose something. I'm just lost.

[anna_no_itako]

Which means you have lost something. You've lost your way. Why not just ask someone?

[heroic_commoner]

I did ask someone.