Chapter 1

[heroic_commoner]

I knew following it would be a bad idea.

Excuse me, has anyone seen a white rabbit around here? I was following him, but I think I'm lost now.

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[frenchaffair]

I'm late! I'M LATE! THE QUEEN'S GOING TO KILL ME WITH A MOUNTAIN OF DEBT! *ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM White Rabbit came and went~*

[heroic_commoner]

Hey, wait! Where are you going?

[frenchaffair]

THE QUEEN! I MUST GO TO HER! OR SHE MIGHT SELL ME AS CHEAP LABOR!

Wait, this is the queen we're talking about. If she sells me as labor, it definitely won't be cheap..

[heroic_commoner]

If she's going to sell you as cheap labor, why are you going to her?

[frenchaffair]

Because she's the queen! And if she doesn't sell me as cheap labor then she might chop off my head and USE MY FEET TO SELL FOR LUCK CHARMS!

[heroic_commoner]

That doesn't sound very fair.

[frenchaffair]

The queen is the queen!

[heroic_commoner]

Even if you're a queen, you shouldn't do things without a good reason.

[frenchaffair]

Hm. I suppose so.

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AAAAAAAAAAH! NOW I REALLY AM LATE! GOODBYE CUTE PRINCESS!

[heroic_commoner]

Princess?