Comments | hermione_vader: I'm gonna sink this bitch---I mean, ship.

hermione_vader

I'm gonna sink this bitch---I mean, ship.

Apr 19, 2009 13:27

So last night, I watched Titanic for the first time in some six years. Good Lord, it's heart-wrenching! Seriously. My younger sister is still distraught over the horrible loss of human life. But after watching this, we felt better:

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"There's nothing I couldn't give you, Rose."
"What about a three-headed goat?"

mst3k

Comments 6

someidiot April 19 2009, 18:57:37 UTC

"And by heart, I mean your bloomers."

Don't they all, though? :p

hermione_vader April 19 2009, 19:45:56 UTC

God, I'm beautiful! If I were gay, I'd love me.

Yes, they certainly do. Because men are only after one thing.

lotus0kid April 19 2009, 19:20:55 UTC

Good heavens, it's my super-fly fro pick!

Ahhh, comedy gold.

hermione_vader April 19 2009, 19:48:34 UTC

Come on, everybody! Dance like Mr. Green-Jeans!

Yes, it is. It's a shame they don't make TV like that anymore. Instead, we have boring reality shows. *sigh*

lotus0kid April 20 2009, 00:35:56 UTC

Wow, that's gotta spook the croppies, huh?

Seriously. Don't even get me started on the widely crappy TV today.

hermione_vader April 20 2009, 02:12:30 UTC

It's the Titanic's bathroom fan.

And I don't get why there's all this buzz about Gossip Girl and its stars when Supernatural gets some 2 or 3 times more viewers each week (I check the Nielsens on Tuesdays in USA Today), has better talent, and is just generally a much better show. *headdesk*

Wow. That was random. O.O