I want my old decade back NOW!!!!!!!!  Why can't I be happy like everyone else?!  Oh, and JoJo (who's only 12!) feels old.  But now she's counting the months until Glee comes back.

So, as a spirit-lifting exercise, I'm snagging this from YouTube because Rifftrax is AWESOME:

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"Let me ask you something I think we all know the answer to:"
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Okay, so Kanye West was a major asshole to Taylor Swift (who hasn't actually done anything wrong except be a little too perky) at the VMAs last night.  My mom thinks he was high on something, but I think he's just psychotic.  Thankfully, Beyonce was nice and classy and let Taylor finish her speech later.  Still, Kanye is a major loser.

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Because the end of summer is so dull, I have decided to post more MST3K-related videos.  These are some hilarious compilations of the best parts of comic book movie Rifftrax commentaries:

( I laughed so hard I think I bruised a rib. )

Okay, I just saw the local outdoor theater's amazing production of Hairspray last night.  Before hand, they had hairstylists right outside the theater giving people free hairstyles, so my sister and I got our hair done, and of course, we had a bunch of hairspray in our hair.  To quote Ethel Barrymore's last words: "Is everybody happy?  I want ( Read more... )

So last night, I watched Titanic for the first time in some six years.  Good Lord, it's heart-wrenching!  Seriously.  My younger sister is still distraught over the horrible loss of human life.  But after watching this, we felt better:

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"There's nothing I couldn't give you, Rose."
"What about a three-headed goat?"