Mom stuff

Nov 29, 2016 08:29

Yesterday. Bath time.

K: I don't have a penis.
Me: No, you're a girl.
K: Tomorrow, I'll be a boy.

mom stuff, the truth

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wings128 November 29 2016, 07:57:54 UTC
Bath time is full of wondrous discoveries, isn't it? :)

Edit: After all...tomorrow is another day.

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herminekurotowa November 29 2016, 08:38:18 UTC

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milly_gal November 29 2016, 08:19:11 UTC
I love that girl of yours :DD

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herminekurotowa November 29 2016, 08:38:33 UTC
Me too :))

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sw0rdy November 29 2016, 09:27:37 UTC
Lol, that sounds like the kind of conversation that goes on in my house. Out of interest, what does your daughter call her 'bits'? I hate the term 'flower' with a passion so I always call them 'lady parts' which admittedly sounds slightly funny coming from a three year old!

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amberdreams November 29 2016, 13:34:28 UTC
My Aussie friend calls it her lady garden...

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sw0rdy November 29 2016, 17:40:04 UTC
Ha, I nearly added that I call it the lady garden but I don't use that expression with The Girl since she doesn't have anything to prune yet! ;)

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blackrabbit42 November 29 2016, 16:16:49 UTC
I always called them what they were- penis, vagina. It made it much easier ta have serious talk later on.

:)

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amberdreams November 29 2016, 13:33:54 UTC
Fair enough!

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herminekurotowa November 29 2016, 17:14:22 UTC
Life would be waaaayyy easier if that was possible!

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blackrabbit42 November 29 2016, 16:14:51 UTC
My son keeps forgetting that only boys have a penises. Not too long ago, I came in to tell him good night, and he asks:

"Mom, does your penis ever get hard like this?"

O.O

No honey.

Last night, we were at the YMCA, and he was singing this song about "wieners" at the top of his lungs, and I told him to tune it down, it was innapropriate, and he says:

"But mom, it's jsut about wieners, everybody has one!"

No, no honey, they don't.

:)

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herminekurotowa November 29 2016, 17:17:22 UTC
lol

So maybe if he assumes that everyone has a penis, he treats everyone the same. No 'girl cooties' lol

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sw0rdy November 29 2016, 17:45:53 UTC
Lol, I remember my son being freaked by an erection. Unfortunately, he was trying to get it to go away by touching it more....

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blackrabbit42 November 29 2016, 19:37:51 UTC
There is no "freaking out." It's definitely his favorite toy.

:)

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