Mom stuff

Nov 29, 2016 08:29

Yesterday. Bath time.

K: I don't have a penis.
Me: No, you're a girl.
K: Tomorrow, I'll be a boy.

mom stuff, the truth

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blackrabbit42 November 29 2016, 16:14:51 UTC
My son keeps forgetting that only boys have a penises. Not too long ago, I came in to tell him good night, and he asks:

"Mom, does your penis ever get hard like this?"

O.O

No honey.

Last night, we were at the YMCA, and he was singing this song about "wieners" at the top of his lungs, and I told him to tune it down, it was innapropriate, and he says:

"But mom, it's jsut about wieners, everybody has one!"

No, no honey, they don't.

:)

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herminekurotowa November 29 2016, 17:17:22 UTC
lol

So maybe if he assumes that everyone has a penis, he treats everyone the same. No 'girl cooties' lol

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sw0rdy November 29 2016, 17:45:53 UTC
Lol, I remember my son being freaked by an erection. Unfortunately, he was trying to get it to go away by touching it more....

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blackrabbit42 November 29 2016, 19:37:51 UTC
There is no "freaking out." It's definitely his favorite toy.

:)

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herminekurotowa November 29 2016, 22:07:15 UTC
I think right now I'm glad I have girls.

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meus_venator December 2 2016, 05:49:40 UTC
LOL! Boys have the best toys!

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