Coliseum

[herestothebard]

Well. As much as I hate hard work and just about everything remotely related to it, it's payed off.

All right folks, listen up. To liven up the dull experience here, we're opening up the coliseum. Now you, too, can come and partake in the viewing of blood sport for pleasure. Don't say you don't want to, I can see it in your eyes. It's all fun and

Comments

[explosion_array]

Oh man, who is awesome? We are awesome. Bard? Tonight, you and I eat like royalty in celebration. Some fine eats. What do ya say we go get a banquet at the onsen? Man their food is GOOOOOOD...!

[herestothebard]

Sounds good to me.

Wait.

Who's paying?

[explosion_array]

I figure we either go dutch, or we have some kind of contest over dinner to figure that out.

[herestothebard]

Hmmm...

Well, how about this? Person who eats less pays.