Roleplay Sample - Log: This weird-ass prison was rapidly damaging Jayne's calm. The walls were too gorram white, the people were too gorram weird, and he didn't see a single guard or locked door, there were just no doors to the outside at all.

Now how was a man supposed to make a daring escape from a prison didn't have no doors? Hell, they didn' ( Read more... )

Hey. So. If, you know, a bunch of you nuts are the singing-dancing kinda pansies, I figured maybe you'd like to sing something worth your gorramn while. It got wrote because I'm a big damn hero, that's why. Even got a statue of me, though it's made of clay and not gold or nothin, which is probably a good thing, keeps people from stealing it. Hell, ( Read more... )