What a delightful development!

[hem_hem]

I have not written in this lately, as there is little reason to waste time when there is so little to report.

I am quite delighted, however, to report that I have recieved a promotion of a most unexpected nature! Apparently my ever-impressive skills as a policy developer have made an impression on our dear Minister, and he has requested that I be

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[siriuslythebest]

WHAT?

[gid_prewett]

Begging your pardon? How the hell did you get promoted when my brother and I have been slaving about for months here, practically bordering on Magical Creature Control when in fact we're in charge of catastrophes in general! This is a catastrophe in itself, of course, getting sodding tea day in and day out for my tit of a supervisor and YOU GET PROMOTED?

Your words of emphasis are questionable; exactly what do you mean by 'well-designed policies' about 'dangerous and disdgusting creatures'?

[podmore_sturgis]

Can I quote you on your emphasised word?

[question10]

What kind of action are you proposing to take?