FOUR RADIO SHOWS I LIKE:
-Morning Edition
-All Things Considered
-Prairie Home Companion
-The Al Franken Show

ITEMS, FORMERLY BELONGING TO NOW-DECEASED RELATIONS, GIVEN TO ME BY FRIENDS:
-2 Lowenbrau belt buckles, A's dead ex-boyfriend F
-1 amazing amber bracelet, J's dead mother

FORMER FRIENDS WHO HAVE TURNED ME OVER FOR FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS:
-jascott ( Read more... )

Monday required listening: dogs barking Jingle Bells. I've been listening to it on repeat 1 for a while now, and I've sort of moved past the stomach-cramping, face-wetting hysteria into THE BEYOND.

There used to be a sign on the front counter at the toy store that brad had drawn---it was a crazy-looking dog wearing antlers and a christmas collar ( Read more... )

1. Apparently at some point in the relatively recent past, Audioscrobbler became Last.fm, and no one told me. You can find me here where you can see my awesome online audio cred (I registered in April 2004), but the music data is really really old, and kind of embarrassing (except that upon further analysis I realize that this was music I used to ( Read more... )

(BALLS+BALLS+BALLS+BALLS+BALLS)x10=?????

Oh man, you guys, I was just digging through my photobucket folder "hotting out" and found this and IT'S CRACKING ME UP ALL OVER AGAIN.


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Oh my lord, y'all, it is even MORE AMAZING THAN I HAD DARED TO HOPE:

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THEORY: Chad Michael Murray probably drives a Nissan Altima.

DISCUSS.


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FURTHERMORE;

THE MOST IMPORTANT GIP OF ALL TIME, COURTESY crimsonclad.

GOOD GOD, PEOPLE.

Actually this is a DOUBLE GIP because ALSO LOOK OH MY GOD:

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TUCKER CARLSON ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS"???? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????

This is sending me into a berserk dimension of existence where every breath I take is equally likely to be either HOWLING LAUGHTER or EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ON THE NATURE OF MAN.

SERIOUSLY. NOT ENOUGH WTF AND ???!!!! IN THE UNIVERSE.

Also, 25_days #2, in a ball pit, is up ( Read more... )