LEGENDARY

[helpwess]

FOUR RADIO SHOWS I LIKE:
-Morning Edition
-All Things Considered
-Prairie Home Companion
-The Al Franken Show

ITEMS, FORMERLY BELONGING TO NOW-DECEASED RELATIONS, GIVEN TO ME BY FRIENDS:
-2 Lowenbrau belt buckles, A's dead ex-boyfriend F
-1 amazing amber bracelet, J's dead mother

FORMER FRIENDS WHO HAVE TURNED ME OVER FOR FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS:
-jascott

Comments

[missdeviant]

I love your nonsense, and now my boss is on vacation FOR REALS so let the wild rumpus begin.

[helpwess]

no one has voted for bowdlerism yet!!! methinks it is time for a LINGUISTICS TERMINOLOGY LECTURE.

PARTY TOMORROW:
-shut up, katee sackhoff
-rps advent what what

[helpwess]

OH HERE LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY
B
to Erin

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4:19 pm (6 hours ago)
FINE BREAK UP WITH ME FOR FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS SEE IF I CARE

I'LL BE OVER HERE IN A PILE OF BLOOD

E
to me

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4:21 pm (6 hours ago)
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU KNEW THIS ALREADY LADY

[helpwess]

what are you talking about? get your crazy out of here, i'm trying to sleep.

[commieprincess]

FORMER FRIENDS WHO HAVE TURNED ME OVER FOR FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS:
-jascott

ME TOO ME TOO. THIS MEANS YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.

[helpwess]

but----isnt it kind of like, GOING BACK TO OUR HIGH SCHOOL LIFE? wait e said something about paralysis and rehab and---okay, maybe not EXACTLY but.

ODESSAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[commieprincess]

YOU FORGET I WAS NOT ON DANCE TEAM. I was the one skipping the pep rallies! So sort of like high school, but BETTER. In that everyone is WAY HOTTER. (Because the paralysis and rehab did happen at my school, freshman year, so it is not new.)

ALSO the boys dress in cheerleading outfits!

[maribouquet]

WHAT THE HELL IS AN OCTOPUS?

[helpwess]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM SAYING.

(so far you and I are like, poll soulmates)

[helpwess]

YOU ARE A 100% EFFICIENT ROBOT THAT DOES NOT EAT?????