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helpwess

"So many different kinds of sparrows!"

Jan 15, 2008 16:34

CONFESSIONS:

-I am the one that always picks out and eats all the cashews from mixed-nut tins in the breakroom.

-Start as you mean to go on and all that (ie, lots of yammering about jascott ):
1. HELPWESS: "if you are the kind of friend i think you are, your first post of the new year (?) will be the email i just sent you about pooping ( Read more... )

confessions, matt damon!!!, hellopoe namechecks

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bellanut January 16 2008, 03:59:53 UTC

Hahah.

I loled at it a lot, but then... couldn't come up with any witty internetting to add.

ERIN, DID YOU SEE K-FED ON ONE TREE HILL? That totally didn't warrant caps lock, I know. GOD, I NEED NEW TV.

helpwess January 16 2008, 04:04:34 UTC

JERK

I TOLD YOU

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I AM SERIOUS :[

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crimsonclad January 16 2008, 03:06:31 UTC

THE ICE! IT IS BROKEN!

helpwess January 16 2008, 04:05:31 UTC

While we were making dinner there was a show about going to the poles. The first ship to break through to the North Pole was a Russian icebreaker, in 1977.

nm973 January 16 2008, 04:32:54 UTC

My B&E OTP has returned. Giddy up? Or is it giddyup? What the fuck is a giddyUP anyway?

Okay, let's talk Posh. Article the first: When Spiceworld came out (in the theaters, kiddo), my friends and I dressed up as the Spice Girls and I was Posh. (The one boy in the group, surprisingly not gay, was Sporty.) Anyhoo, let's say there was dancing in the aisles. (How we did not get kicked out is beyond me.) In related news, I haven't had Smirnoff since. I done graduated to the good stuff, because that hangover last for days.

Article Two: Have you seen Full Length and Fabulous? If not DO NOT PASS GO. It is the most fabulous thing ever put on celluloid. FOR SERIOUS. I have the whole file on my computer and would gladly burn and send to you.

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nm973 January 16 2008, 05:31:50 UTC

Oh, young Natasha. Sometimes she had fun. (You (((and B/R/help))) would have fit it perfectly!)

Don't you love the icon? I saw a whole series a while ago and had to have one. I love Posh and Becks. Ooh, HERE.

buffyx January 16 2008, 22:56:26 UTC

Hahahaha. I was in fifth grade when Spice World came out, and my best friend and I went to see it UNIRONICALLY. WE REALLY LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS. Geri was always my favorite.

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birdgerhl January 16 2008, 07:52:41 UTC

her clothing advice

for real? she looks bloody dreadful!

b.x :)

helpwess January 17 2008, 01:01:35 UTC

nooooo, you are wrong!!!

THREE (OF HUNDREDS) IMPORTANT PIECES OF FASHION ADVICE FROM VICTORIA BECKHAM

1. Buy the clothes that fit you, not the size you wish you were. Everyone looks best in clothes that fit them and if it bothers you that much just cut the tag out.
2. If you must wear boots over jeans, make sure the jeans are snug because if your jeans bag at the knee you will look ridiculous
3. Shirts that show your belly look a bit fussy. Wear longer shirts.

buffyx January 16 2008, 22:55:03 UTC

I totally thought Victoria Beckham would be a straight-up bitch, but then they aired her reality tv thing and omg, it was AMAZING. She was charming and adorable and FUNNY, and not just in a I'm-laughing-at-you way.

helpwess January 17 2008, 01:02:37 UTC

RIGHT
I LOVE HER
SHE IS HILARIOUS