robot walks into a bar

[helpwess]

1. The Office!!!!!
2. Bones!!!!!!!!
3. I have the day off!!!!!
4. And a splitting headache, SADFACE
5. This icon!!!!!!!!!!! Made JUST FOR ME ME ME ME by crimsonclad, but I also like to think she made it for jascott. HA. HA. HA.

TIER THIS, BITCHES.

(keywords: tier this!! [if john says bend over])

ps this is john's FAVORITE SONG

Comments

[missdeviant]

Is top tier still "CURABLE VD"???

I like to think it is.

[helpwess]

SHIT I GUESS IT KIND OF HAS TO BE BY DEFINITION

BUT I SUPPOSE THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WE DEEM WORTHY OF TOP TIER DON'T GET VD??? BUT YEAH, I GUESS I WOULD TAKE THE CLAP FROM FILLION. TEARS.

[helpwess]

MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU ARE SLAMMING ME ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS WEEK. BUT I CANNOT DENY: WELL PLAYED, AGAINNNN.

[helpwess]

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

HAAAAAAT

HAAAAT IS THE NEW FAAAAACE????

ANYWAY LETS TALK ABOUT THIS ICON

[helpwess]

ROXIE!!! SHORT FOR ROXANNE

ROOOOOOXANNE
YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
ROXANNNNNNNE
YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR THAT DRESS
SELL YOURSELF FOR MONEY
YOU DONT CARE IF ITS WRONG OR IF IT'S RIGHT!!!!

[offtheceiling]

BONES!

[helpwess]

BOOOOOOOOONES!!!

[beingothrwrldly]

OMG OMG THE OFFICE JIM AND PAMMMMMM!!! THERE IS NO WAY SHE CANNOT PICK HIM. SHE ASKED ABOUT HIM NONSPECIFICALLY. SHE TOTALLY WANTS TO BONE HIM. OBVI!!

ALSO JOHN SHEPPARD IS SO FUCKING HOT IN THAT ICON. FTW!

[helpwess]

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

1. SHE DID HER HAIIIRRRR DIFFERENT
2. SHE DID NOT HIDE FROM T HE CAMERA THAT SHE WAS TOTALLY BONING OUT
3. JOHN SHEPPARD JOHN SHEPPARD JOHN SHEPPARD

[beingothrwrldly]

IN THEORY, ROY WOULD BE A GOOD PERSON TO BONE, BECAUSE HE IS OH-SO-CUTE AND SORT OF DORKY PRECIOUS. BUT IN PRACTICE, HE'S A DOUCHEY BOYFRIEND, AND THEREFORE THE PRIME BONING CANDIDATE IS JIMMMM.

1. I KNOW I KNOW!!!
2. IF SHE PICKS ROY TO BONE INSTEAD OF JIM, I WILL CRY FOREVER.
3. ASDFKJDLFKJALSDKFJ!!!

I ALSO MEANT TO ADD THAT JOHN LISTENS TO NINA SIMONE, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE HE LOVES TO BELT OUT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FROM THE CONFINES OF HIS QUARTERS. AND SOMETIMES FROM THE CONFINES OF RODNEY'S QUARTERS, TOO!!!!! OH, BUTTSEXUAL AMERICAN IDOL. JOHN IS THE NEXT TAYLOR HICKS.

[helpwess]

I KNOW I LIKE ROY SO MUCH MORE NOW THAT HE'S NOT A THREAT

JOHN LISTENS TO THIS SONG WHILE HE CUTS HIMSELF. HE CUTS JUST TO FEEEEEL THE SAME WAY THAT NINA SINGS JUST TO KNOW THAT SHE'S ALIIIIIIVE

[crimsonclad]

wow that is a sexxxxxxxy icon indeed

HAHAHAHAHAH I WORKED SO HARD ON IT

GET IT

WORKED HARD ON IT

(kidding I don't have a penis)

[helpwess]

IT IS LIKE YOU ENCAPSULATED THE ESSENCE OF MY BEING AND CHANNELED IT INTO A 100 PIXEL SQUARE IMAGE

WE ARE THE SAME PERSONNNNN