robot walks into a bar

[helpwess]

1. The Office!!!!!
2. Bones!!!!!!!!
3. I have the day off!!!!!
4. And a splitting headache, SADFACE
5. This icon!!!!!!!!!!! Made JUST FOR ME ME ME ME by crimsonclad, but I also like to think she made it for jascott. HA. HA. HA.

TIER THIS, BITCHES.

(keywords: tier this!! [if john says bend over])

ps this is john's FAVORITE SONG

Comments

[beingothrwrldly]

OMG OMG THE OFFICE JIM AND PAMMMMMM!!! THERE IS NO WAY SHE CANNOT PICK HIM. SHE ASKED ABOUT HIM NONSPECIFICALLY. SHE TOTALLY WANTS TO BONE HIM. OBVI!!

ALSO JOHN SHEPPARD IS SO FUCKING HOT IN THAT ICON. FTW!

[helpwess]

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

1. SHE DID HER HAIIIRRRR DIFFERENT
2. SHE DID NOT HIDE FROM T HE CAMERA THAT SHE WAS TOTALLY BONING OUT
3. JOHN SHEPPARD JOHN SHEPPARD JOHN SHEPPARD

[beingothrwrldly]

IN THEORY, ROY WOULD BE A GOOD PERSON TO BONE, BECAUSE HE IS OH-SO-CUTE AND SORT OF DORKY PRECIOUS. BUT IN PRACTICE, HE'S A DOUCHEY BOYFRIEND, AND THEREFORE THE PRIME BONING CANDIDATE IS JIMMMM.

1. I KNOW I KNOW!!!
2. IF SHE PICKS ROY TO BONE INSTEAD OF JIM, I WILL CRY FOREVER.
3. ASDFKJDLFKJALSDKFJ!!!

I ALSO MEANT TO ADD THAT JOHN LISTENS TO NINA SIMONE, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE HE LOVES TO BELT OUT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FROM THE CONFINES OF HIS QUARTERS. AND SOMETIMES FROM THE CONFINES OF RODNEY'S QUARTERS, TOO!!!!! OH, BUTTSEXUAL AMERICAN IDOL. JOHN IS THE NEXT TAYLOR HICKS.

[helpwess]

I KNOW I LIKE ROY SO MUCH MORE NOW THAT HE'S NOT A THREAT

JOHN LISTENS TO THIS SONG WHILE HE CUTS HIMSELF. HE CUTS JUST TO FEEEEEL THE SAME WAY THAT NINA SINGS JUST TO KNOW THAT SHE'S ALIIIIIIVE

[beingothrwrldly]

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: JOHN DOES NOT KNOW IT YET, BUT RODNEY CAN HEAL HIS CUTTING WOUNDS WITH MANSWEAT. RODNEY HAS SUCH EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF IT SINCE HE'S SUCH A FATASS, HE BOTTLES IT AND USES IT IN THESE SITUATIONS.

BELIEVE ME, IT WORKS. I'VE TRIED IT.