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[helm_hammerhand]

Friends! Countrymen! Indentured slaves!

Contrary to popular belief, I AM the king around here. Yes, I may be more concerned with cutting up potential in-laws and serving them up as dinner instead of actual ruling but I assure this is just a momentary lapse and NOT because I've caught on that you all seem to do the job on your own once Erkenbrand

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[helmsdaughter]

It means I want you to stop trying to kill him AND I want you to try to get along with him. Is that so much to ask?

[helm_hammerhand]

I can be pretty good with words.

[helmsdaughter]

Not good enough to kill someone. Besides, I'll be very unhappy if you do.

[helm_hammerhand]

You ruin all my fun.

[helmsdaughter]

I realize kiling and/or threatening the lives of any and all potential suitors of mine has been the source of amusement for you for many years, but it's high time you found something else to ocupy your time. I want this to work.

[helm_hammerhand]

:p

fine. no killing.

[helmsdaughter]

Thank you.

I suppose liking him is a stretch?

[helm_hammerhand]

yes