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[helm_hammerhand]

Friends! Countrymen! Indentured slaves!

Contrary to popular belief, I AM the king around here. Yes, I may be more concerned with cutting up potential in-laws and serving them up as dinner instead of actual ruling but I assure this is just a momentary lapse and NOT because I've caught on that you all seem to do the job on your own once Erkenbrand

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[helmsdaughter]

It means I want you to stop trying to kill him AND I want you to try to get along with him. Is that so much to ask?

[helmsdaughter]

No, Daddy, he doesn't give me drugs. He gives Firiel drugs. Just being around him makes me happy. He likes me.

[helm_hammerhand]

We *all* like you. Why doesn't that make you happy? you hate us ;_;

[helmsdaughter]

*fidgets* This is a different kind of like.

And I don't hate you. *sighs*

[helm_hammerhand]

Here I am, old and alone and now even my DAUGHTER despises me. I'm going to go throw myself off a cliff.

Alternately, I will note to you how telling me what sort of like he has for you is not helping his case.

[helmsdaughter]

Oh for...I love you and you know it. Stop being so melodramatic.

It should help knowing how he feels about me. because it means he cares about me and won't hurt me - intentionally, anyway. Those are good things.

[helm_hammerhand]

Can't you two just be penpals? That would be cute. We could buy you a packet of stickers just for your envelopes.

[helmsdaughter]

No. It's not like we do much more than talk as it is.

[helm_hammerhand]

Good.

Hmm. You know...maybe I am overreacting and me and him should just have a *chat*. You know. A nice happy conversation. Between two men. Neither of which is making an attempt on the life of the other.

Or thinking about delicious stew.

mmm stew

@_@

[helmsdaughter]

Yes, you are over-reacting. Just a little. And a chat is a good idea. As long as you've eaten before hand and I'm there to supervise.

[helm_hammerhand]

¬.¬

it must be a private chat! a chat between a man and an evil tuberat!

[helmsdaughter]

You'll have to forgive me if, after your most recent behaviour, I don't trust you to be alone with him.

[helm_hammerhand]

Well, it's agree to me being alone with him or I'll just gleefully continue on with business as usual.

[helmsdaughter]

Why do I get the feeling this is going to come down to me having to choose between him and you?

[helm_hammerhand]

Only if he survives the conversation, Hani.

[helmsdaughter]

I would think that's a given, seeing as how you will only be *talking* to him.