[one] Video?

[hellyesamerica]

W-what the hell is this place?!

[She stares around blankly for a while before deciding to walk around to investigate.]

This... isn't my mansion. No way, no way, I've definitely got better taste than this. Right?

[She pauses and seems startled.]

I.. I wasn't kidnapped, right?! I know I'm awesome and everything, but... Is anyone there?! Hellooo?! God

Comments

[idkmybfftony]

[Sometime after the pain of the last event has gone.]

Nope! This is a mansion, though. Unfortunately not a cool one like mine, though it has magical closets and unlimited food!

[AMERICA HAS PRIORITIES.]

[hellyesamerica]

...?!

[she's trying to get over the last part of that sentence]

Who are you?.. Uh, it's not as cool as my mansion, either. But nothing is. ...But what was that about unlimited food?

[idkmybfftony]

I am the United States of America! And I'm the resident hero of this place, so as expected, if you need anything, come to me and I'll help you out!

This is Wonderland! Well, something like the lame story England wrote, so since it sucks it's his fault for the story in the first place. Except here we're like.. occasionally turned into zombies or French people, but there is a lot of food!

Oh, and the kitchen gives you whatever you want to eat! All you have to do is kind of think of something and bam! It's there!

1/3

[hellyesamerica]

Oh!.. Wonderland, huh? I don't really get it but thank--

[wait for it...]

Voice

[reckless_eagle]

Yeah, like, a ton of people. We're all kinda stuck here and junk, though.

Re: Voice

[hellyesamerica]

...what do you mean, stuck?!

Voice

[reckless_eagle]

Ummmm, duh? Y'know, like, stuck. We totally can't leave. What'd you think I meant?

Re: Voice

[hellyesamerica]

Ugh! I meant, how come we can't leave?! I don't get it at all!!

If a lot of people are stuck here, I can probably help them out! You underestimate me~

...But.. Who else is here, anyway? Actually.. who are you?

1/idk have some icon spam

[pakisunotpaku]

You weren't kidnapped, it's--

2/idk

[pakisunotpaku]

3/idk

[pakisunotpaku]

4/idk

[pakisunotpaku]

Keh!

[hurricanebomber]

Everyone here was kidnapped. Sort of. There's no way to go back though, so just calm down.

[hellyesamerica]

I. am. calm.

...

Who are you?

[hurricanebomber]

Yeah. You seem really calm.

My name's Gokudera Hayato. Who are you?

[hellyesamerica]

Yeah! That's because I am.

I'm Meriken! I represent the United States of America! Don't forget it!

So, a human... Well, it's nice meeting you! I don't meet humans very often..

[master_of_dudes]

Not kidnapped! Trust me, I know being kidnapped to mansions. They involve more death traps. ...Actually, nevermind, you were kinda kidnapped.

But it's not all bad! We've got a pool! And I'm trying to get laser tag!

[hellyesamerica]

S-so people were kidnapped and they don't even care?!

Is this brainwashing?!..

[master_of_dudes]

Well yeah! We're all trying to find a way out without forgetting anything! What, you think we're gonna sit around here doing nothing?! [Even though that's exactly what he's been doing.] In the mean time, we just gotta make the best of things!

Naw. No hyno-screens. And there's only one British guy and he's Britland so it doesn't count.

[hellyesamerica]

Britland?... you mean...

Brit-tan?! Is Brit-tan here?!?!

..Actually, are you alright? You're looking pretty green..