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[hellyesamerica]

W-what the hell is this place?!

[She stares around blankly for a while before deciding to walk around to investigate.]

This... isn't my mansion. No way, no way, I've definitely got better taste than this. Right?

[She pauses and seems startled.]

I.. I wasn't kidnapped, right?! I know I'm awesome and everything, but... Is anyone there?! Hellooo?! God

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[idkmybfftony]

[Sometime after the pain of the last event has gone.]

Nope! This is a mansion, though. Unfortunately not a cool one like mine, though it has magical closets and unlimited food!

[AMERICA HAS PRIORITIES.]

[hellyesamerica]

...?!

[she's trying to get over the last part of that sentence]

Who are you?.. Uh, it's not as cool as my mansion, either. But nothing is. ...But what was that about unlimited food?

[idkmybfftony]

I am the United States of America! And I'm the resident hero of this place, so as expected, if you need anything, come to me and I'll help you out!

This is Wonderland! Well, something like the lame story England wrote, so since it sucks it's his fault for the story in the first place. Except here we're like.. occasionally turned into zombies or French people, but there is a lot of food!

Oh, and the kitchen gives you whatever you want to eat! All you have to do is kind of think of something and bam! It's there!

1/3

[hellyesamerica]

Oh!.. Wonderland, huh? I don't really get it but thank--

[wait for it...]

2/3

[hellyesamerica]

...

3/3

[hellyesamerica]

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? I'M THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. YOU CAN'T BE ME. YOU'RE... WELL, YOU'RE A DUDE. I'M NOT A DUDE.

And also, I'M THE HERO!

What kind of joke is this, anyway?!

1/idek i can counterrrr

[idkmybfftony]

How am..? Well, I kind of was always America, and then once I declared independence I became the United States of America, because that sounds appropriate! I-

2/3 ok lazy

[idkmybfftony]

....

Wait a second.

3/3

[idkmybfftony]

You're not that Meriken chick, are you? Afghanistan's friend? The one who they keep confusing with me, or something?

[hellyesamerica]

Of course I'm Meriken. You're the one that's confusing me! So tell me who you really are, now!

[She couldn't blame him for wanting to be her. She's amazing after all.]

...You know Afghanis-tan? [She's not sure whether to comment on that "friend" comment..]

[idkmybfftony]

Ha. Hahaha. Oh no, see, I'm not the one who's mistaken. You are. For one, if you're like them, you're a little girl, and I'm totally older than that!

Secondly, your name is even wrong! What kind of name is 'Meriken' anyway? That's like... a shortened version of 'American' and that shouldn't be shortened!

It just makes you sound like your named after my people! My people are named after me!

[hellyesamerica]

I AM NOT A "LITTLE GIRL."

M-my country is way older than you'd think! Just because I maintain a youthful appearance doesn't mean I'm little!

[Hesitates, thinks, then resumes anger.]

And my name is perfectly fitting!! What did you expect me to be named? America? That'd be so repetitive! "Hey I'm America and I represent the United States of America~" Every other country does it that way! I'm different than them.

[And now somehow she's forgotten her anger/confusion and looks rather proud.]

[idkmybfftony]

Really? Could'a fooled me! You sure sound like one!

And I know how old I am!

Well, duh! But they're not the hero so it doesn't matter what they do! Half of them aren't even on my map!

I know I'm really awesome, and I have a lot of fans, but there's only one of me!

[hellyesamerica]

[At his first statement, she coughs a few times, but angrily frowns. No, of course she's not suddenly self-conscious about her voice. She doesn't care what other people think!]

I do not!

I told you already, I'm the hero! It's gotta be why I came here out of the blue. I'm arriving just in time! [And now she's abandoning her idea of kidnapping and terrorists so easily.]

[idkmybfftony]

[Considering his voice is nasally and somewhat annoying, he doesn't have much room to judge.]

Nope! 'Cause I'm the hero! The hero always shows up on time to save the day! You're a bit late to even be saying that!

[hellyesamerica]

... It doesn't look like you've saved anything, you know.

So you can't say that either!