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Day 50; Phone call to everyone

Mar 23, 2011 20:37

Straight up!

If you hear laughter?

Run.

The chief fucked it up, man! He couldn't do it! The past isn't dead! And it's gonna come down on us!

I'm talking straight - Heaven Smile are loose! If you can't see 'em, run! If you can't kill 'em, run!

Most of all - don't let 'em get close!

Straight up, repeating - you hear laughter, run!

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justhitjackpot March 24 2011, 01:08:29 UTC

Guess 'chief' ended up fuckin' it up after all, didn't he?

What're these Smile things gonna do?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 01:20:35 UTC

They're laughing bombs, man! They get ahold of you? Boom! Dead.

And I don't think you got the chops to manage resurrection like some of 'em.

justhitjackpot March 24 2011, 01:23:34 UTC

Oh. Fucking fantastic. Yeah, I've got a feeling it's not gonna be quite as easy as loading up an old game save.

How do you get rid of these bombs, anyways?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 01:25:25 UTC

Straight up, you kill 'em, like you kill anybody, like you're supposed to kill what holds you back.

'Course - it helps if you can see them.

I don't recommend up close comabt.

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 01:44:21 UTC

What's a... heavenly smile?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 01:48:27 UTC

Heaven Smile! The deadliest wave of terrorism yet!

'Course, the God Hand ain't behind this one, so the source is something else. Not that it matters.

Straight up, it's simple! Laughing demons. Walking bombs! They get ahold of you? They detonate!

goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 03:18:50 UTC

Do they look like people?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 07:40:59 UTC

Human shaped, at least. The colors are all wrong, though. Pink, purple, blood red! Straight up, you know 'em when you see 'em, unless you can't see 'em at all!

So listen instead of looking so much, girl!

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shyeyed March 24 2011, 02:00:14 UTC

More danger? oh no...

Um, ex-excuse me, can they open doors?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 02:01:14 UTC

They're not always smart.

But they're persistent, don't you doubt it. Stay out of sight, out of mind!

shyeyed March 24 2011, 02:17:03 UTC

Not...always...? Great...um...so what can kill them?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 02:18:30 UTC

Killing them kills them. Like anything. You can't bleed 'em to death, though - just keep shooting till they explode in a shower of blood instead of a bomb!

Stick to keeping your distance.

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crownedape March 24 2011, 02:16:36 UTC

Oh, that's just great.

straightupchief March 24 2011, 02:20:05 UTC

I tell 'em the truth, straight up, and they ignore it, every time.

Even the chief.

crownedape March 24 2011, 02:21:57 UTC

Remind me to punch your chief if he ever shows up.

And thanks for the heads up.

straightupchief March 24 2011, 07:39:23 UTC

Already has. He's kind of dead right now.

He'll be back.

buggrealle March 24 2011, 02:23:23 UTC

....Heaven Smile?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 07:39:48 UTC

That's what they call 'em, man. It's a joke. Sick one, huh?

buggrealle March 24 2011, 15:25:04 UTC

Indeed. What are they? What do they do, exactly, and what do they look like?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 21:27:41 UTC

Twisted people. Or corpses. Or in this case? Maybe memories! Hard to tell, since the Chief doesn't have the God Hand.

What they do is get up close, wrap around you, and explode. Killers with no mind!

What they look like doesn't usually matter much. But straight up, if you got the eyes for it? Big colors! No skin! They're people shaped, but don't look a thing like them. You know 'em when you see 'em, but you'll hear 'em first!

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