Day 50; Phone call to everyone

Mar 23, 2011 20:37

Straight up!

If you hear laughter?

Run.

The chief fucked it up, man! He couldn't do it! The past isn't dead! And it's gonna come down on us!

I'm talking straight - Heaven Smile are loose! If you can't see 'em, run! If you can't kill 'em, run!

Most of all - don't let 'em get close!

Straight up, repeating - you hear laughter, run!

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 01:44:21 UTC
What's a... heavenly smile?

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straightupchief March 24 2011, 01:48:27 UTC
Heaven Smile! The deadliest wave of terrorism yet!

'Course, the God Hand ain't behind this one, so the source is something else. Not that it matters.

Straight up, it's simple! Laughing demons. Walking bombs! They get ahold of you? They detonate!

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 03:18:50 UTC
Do they look like people?

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straightupchief March 24 2011, 07:40:59 UTC
Human shaped, at least. The colors are all wrong, though. Pink, purple, blood red! Straight up, you know 'em when you see 'em, unless you can't see 'em at all!

So listen instead of looking so much, girl!

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 08:34:59 UTC
Ah! Yessir!

Is- um. How do you kill them?

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straightupchief March 24 2011, 08:37:23 UTC
There's no secret there, girl. You kill them like you kill anything else. Guns! Knives! Rocks, bombs, grenades, straight up, anything's a weapon!

They're like the dead come back to life, girl. Slow but deadly. Only instead of worrying about getting bit, you have to worry about them detonating on your ass!

So keep your distance! Cripple 'em, blow a leg off, just keep hitting them until they explode into blood!

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 08:48:50 UTC
Are they- Can you stop them with shields? Spiritual ones?

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straightupchief March 24 2011, 08:52:37 UTC
Shit, I don't know, girl. I was a ghost, not a fighting ghost!

I wouldn't recommend testing it. They'll just keep coming forward. If you wanna test it? Find a slow one. Real slow. Listen for the footsteps.

Still, girl. Blow them up before they can blow up! Holding them off is only a delay!

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 08:57:46 UTC
All right. Thank you for all your information!

... you're a ghost?

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straightupchief March 24 2011, 08:58:37 UTC
Was.

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 09:04:24 UTC
What happened?

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straightupchief March 24 2011, 09:13:05 UTC
Well, first, I got killed.

Then I became a ghost. Sort of.

Then this place gave me a new body.

[And yes, he keeps it as simple as that.]

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goodbyehalcyon March 24 2011, 09:23:13 UTC
Oh, I see! [There's something similar where she's from.] And the Heavenly Smiles, they're from the same place that you're from?

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straightupchief March 24 2011, 12:07:05 UTC
Heaven Smiles, girl, no Ly to it.

Yeah. World was ready to go down in flames 'round the time they popped out of the works.

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