[ Day 60 | Phone Call | Everyone ]

[ditchthewig]

Good afternoon.

[There's an awkward pause. It's only his second time using one of these things, and James is still unsure of the proper manner of conducting oneself during a call.

He clears his throat.]This is Admiral Norrington once again, although the subject matter I wish to address today is of infinitely less importance than the last

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[puritaniaa]

You have to press seven and zero and zero.

[Said like it's the most obvious thing in the world.]

[ditchthewig]

[Was this a child?]

What?

[puritaniaa]

The microwave's in the kitchen.

[ditchthewig]

Indeed. As it is required for cooking, I assumed so.

How does it work?

[puritaniaa]

[You're asking the wrong person, but you don't know this.]

It's plugged into the wall. By electricity.

You don't put pans in there.

[ditchthewig]

[James wasn't going to put much into the words of a child but he'd humor her anyway.]

It seems rather useless as a cooking mechanism if one can't use pans.

[puritaniaa]

Mommy never showed me the oven, she said I'd burn down the house if I used it.

You'll make the microwave explode if you put pans in it. Someone did that before.

[ditchthewig]

... Someone here?

[Oh, but he can't resist throwing in this, too.]

Your mother doesn't wish to teach you proper cooking? All young ladies should learn such.

[puritaniaa]

People don't know how to work it. Don't put tin foil in there, too. And metal.

[Of course you can't see it right now, Samara is making this expression.]

Mommy said I was too little.