My war is not with you.... it is with the squirrels, grubs, and skunks....
Ok.. so recently I have been fighting with the neighbourhood wild animals. I don't know who the hell they think they are but it is on!!! First, those big, ass, poofy tailed, wide eyed, seed stealing squirrels. I put feed in my bird feeders for the birds NOT for the bastard squirrels. No matter where I put my feeders, they still get them. Even
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And uh...EW. But if that whole spore/fungus/crap works and it's non-toxic then we should try it. I'm thinking my lawn has a bit of infestation too, right by the dickhead neighbours yard to the right of me. You know those wankers, snobby people breed snobby kids? I wonder where we can find that spore crap though. *looks around furtively* I mean, we can FIND spores but I doubt either of us would wanna spread that yummy goodness on our lawns. :D You should see what I did to my front yard......YIKES! Pulled everything up and am about to proceed with Project Kerrys Front Yard or PKFY tomorrow. Big shit. Massive boom boom.
And uh...just as a PS, I notice you are listening to Jambi. WOOO! You're about to be Toolified my dearest friend...oh yes.....hmmm...sporific fun! I say we should crack into that case of wine this weekend and blare some Tool. Yes, yes...that's what we should do....uh huh.....mmmm...Tool, gardening and wine. *LMFAO*
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Don't skunks have urine of doom that sprays everywhere just like when you aspirate a catheter and apply too much pressure?
Enjoy the carnage.
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MMMMmmmm
My squirels ate a bunch of bulbs from our garden too. Completely pulled them all up. Even my really nice stargazor lillies. UGH. lil fuckers!
have fun with the grubs!
I know people who have had to re-sod their whole yard do to them. fun stuff.
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