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I just read last year's entries... all, what, five or six of them. What an embarrassing, weird time ( Read more... )

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and my cat is not on my bed. i have to find him before i can sleep again.

The guy I have a crush on is my ex-roommate's ex-boyfriend who is my current roommate's girlfriend's best friend.

Now I am sitting, waiting for the rapid release of extra strength tylenol. Fox Mulder thinks I can't see him trying to lick the remnants of my yogurt and granola breakfast out of my bowl. I SEE YOU LITTLE MAN.

I've only been drinking Yerba Mate tea lately but today I thought maybe I wanted coffee. I had 1/4 of a cup last night before going to a friend's birthday/pizza party (note to self: maybe next time politely decline an invitation to your absolutely lovely vegan friend's pizza party: soy cheese -while they found the kind the melts-is absolutely no ( Read more... )

Turns out the thing I really need to do is the one thing I really don't want to do. But I have to.

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there is this guy who comes into green apple at least three times a month to buy a present for someone. he always buys the brief and wonderous life of oscar wao, fucking ALWAYS man. he gets that book and he gets it wrapped, and i'm the one who wraps it. this guy, like, maybe one of the first times he came in, asked me out. at the time i thought he ( Read more... )