To be a commando pilgrim (lots of tea required) news trawl

[hellmutt]

Dog choir auditions. YES.

Donegal pilgrimage/'retreat' thingy. Sounds harsh.

Dog swallows golf ball mid-flight. A golf ball is too small to make a safe doggy toy.

Pain experts to discuss treatment (not porn, sickos)

Exploring the virtual ant colony

Ancient tree helps birds survive by providing them with yummy wasps.

Terry Pratchett

Comments

[hellmutt]

No. The BBC way would be to speak as though handling the subject with very long tongs, as is standard for all subjects understood by unwashed, long-haired males. Allegedly.