My cat recognises several words thanks to consistent usage: "Clawsewitz", which is her name; "dinner", which means yummy wet food is incoming; "hot", which means keep off the hob; "come", which means saunter over here if you feel like it; and so on. But there is one word I deliberately taught her that is more important than every one of the ( Read more... )

Upvote for doggeh: GO!

Finnspracherz... how badly nonsensical is this? (Via Google Translate/Twinslator.com, a sure recipe for lulz)

Yksi mies ja koira meni leikkaamaan niitty. He löysivät kirottu kirja ja tuli ZOMBIE IHMISEN-KOIRA.

(I don't intend to use the phrase. Just curious and bumming around.)

Hershey is going to love this.

And by love, I mean destroy in a matter of minutes.

I emailed a select group of people this image, flagged as low priority.

http://www.dogbynature.com/?p=1584

Although strictly speaking, uppide-down goggy noses are HIGH priority. TOP priority.

I sent my father some advice on introducing a dog to new cats with no bloodshed. This is actually quite straightforward to accomplish, and you can get the general gist from my abstract:

The cat's unshakeable belief in its own inherent superiority, and ability to convince the dog of the same in the face of overwhelming evidence, is one of the ( Read more... )

Absolute genius.

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WANT.

Want.

The first one would do as a model for Pilot. The mastiff (second one) is a bit corporeal and short in the snout for Pompey. I just like it 'cause it's a baby adorabubbles PUPPEH.

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And this one. "Egggg! Eggeggeggeggeggegegg" "Nooooou! Ball! Ballballballballballballball"

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Don't allow a dog to play unsupervised with a ball of this relative size. Balls should be big enough not to be swallowed and especially not to get stuck in the throat ( Read more... )

I would. Is that wrong?