JE - How To Seduce A Genius, In Five Acts - Tego/Shige

May 03, 2007 23:42

Title: How To Seduce A Genius, in Five Acts.
Pairing: Tegoshi Yuya / Kato Shigeaki
Rating: NC-17
Author Notes: Written for corimari ♥ I am so glad I'm not the only freak who likes TegoShige. Thank you mananeh for helping me when I was stuck and giving me the first 1 1/2 sentences in Act III, and thanks to shabzilla bumped for the emoji. ALSO, THANKS TEGO FOR BEING A HEAVENLY ( Read more... )

news is the best ever ever ever, tego is not-so-secretly evil, tegoshi is a heavenly slut, ilu cori never leave me, shige is as awesome as imaginary cats, je has eaten my brain

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corimari May 3 2007, 22:00:37 UTC
~I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUUUUU~ LET ME COUNT THE WAAAAYS~ PLEASE LETS GET MARRIEDDDD~ AND THINGS WILL BE OKAAAYS~~

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE LIKE TEGOSHIGE. WHY. ITS HOT. BECAUSE TEGO IS SUCH A SLUT AND SHIGE IS SO CONFUSED AND THEN THEN THEN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!~ WHAT ARE YOUU~ DOING!?!?!? DIES DIES DIES

Okay. So. I love this. From the structure of it (FIVE ACTS! OF SLUTTERY!!!!!!!!1!1!) to the LAP THING where Shige is UTTERLY CONFUSED AND EMBARASSED and AHAHAHA TEGO TALKS IN EMOJI HEARTS lakjs;dlfkasdf and then you went and used the word GOD IN LIKE EVERY OTHER SENTENCE DURING THE HANDJOB/BLOWJOB AND I JUST ABOUT SNICKERED BUT I COULDNT BECAUSE I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE PORN AND THEN KUT. KUT. KUTS OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH l;akjs;dlfkas;dlfkj;aslkdjflaksjdf

“Minna iru sai~~“ Tegoshi sings loudly during rehearsal, “Shige wo mezashite ( ... )

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helicoptersky May 3 2007, 22:07:47 UTC
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY

EXCEPT I LOVE YOU TOO AND YES YES YES LET'S GET MARRIED~~ BUT BE ADVICED BECAUSE RYO WILL TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO GET ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM INSTEAD~

And God, TEGO, I am seriously so deliriously happy that you liked it because IT IS FOR YOU AND YOU HAVE BEEN SPAZZING ABOUT TEGO MACKING ON SHIGE WITH ME (you & me spazzing, i mean, not tego & me macking on Shige, although I would be down with that, too) AND ÖAIDGHÖADHAÖKDGAHDKÖAD

I admittedly am quite found of Tego singing "Shige, Shige, the irreplacable Kato" and "Reach out for Shige" XDDDDD

I LOVE YOU MOST MOST MOST

♥ ♥ ♥

O___________________________________O
GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHH!!!!!

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samenashi May 3 2007, 22:06:48 UTC
OH MY GOD I LOVED THIS SO MUCH. Tegoshi fic is awesome, hilarious Tegoshi fic even more so. il purposely naive Tego. ♥♥♥

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helicoptersky May 3 2007, 22:21:13 UTC
WHEEEE I am so glad you like it ♥ Since I am also writing fic for your RyoDa hiking prompt ♥ *ninja fic journal*

THANK YOUUUU!!

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samenashi May 3 2007, 22:56:23 UTC
I ACTUALLY KNEW THIS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I got your reply to my post and I was 90% sure, and then I couldn't find any proof. I kept thinking about it obsessively, too. Yeah, apparently I'm even more of a creepy lurker than I first thought. I am excited about the RyoDa, your fic makes me happy.

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bananyphophany May 3 2007, 22:10:00 UTC
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee~~!! Hey, hey, hey, I'm another one in the TegoShige liking club! I like they way that Tegoshi has every single one of NEWS completely whipped, and that includes Shige, even if he doesn't admit it.
And Tegoshi's taking pyschology at Waseda. DDD: He is trying to take over the world, I swear.
Tegoshi is such a brat, and it's really quite marvelous. OH, AND THE SEX WAS GOOD. Hand sex and mouth sex = favourite. 8D
Oh, and Shige calling Tegoshi a slut? Win for EVAR.

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mananeh May 3 2007, 22:23:32 UTC
ILU ILU ILU ♥

aughs when Massu glares at Tegoshi, cradles his chicken wings against his chest, and says, “Don’t you dare.”

AHAHA CHICKEN CRADLING OH MASSU

he stills makes up songs about Shige, sings Shige Souuupuuuu~ at the top of his lungs

SHIGE SOUUPUU, I FEAR YOUR RUBBING!

“You - you slut!” he accuses angrily and grabs his jacket from the couch, “I’m going home!”

The kissing? HOT. Shige being Shige? Eeeeeee♥ he's so flustered and confused and wonderful!

when suddenly Shige grabs him and shoves him against the wall.

*___________* Shige shoved Tego against the wall? Unexpected, and GOODNNNGH.

And then there was sex :D *melts into puddle of goo from the hot*

“Oh my God, shut up!” Shige complains, “Shut up, shut up, shut up!”

Heeeee!

Tego is a genius (like you!), and Shige was doomed from the start.

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ellachan May 3 2007, 22:25:57 UTC
OHGODOHGOD OH GOD.

I-- I--

SHIGE---

WHAT. YOU. AWSOME. I WAS LISTENING TO HOSHI WO MEZASHITE RIGHT NOW, I CAN NEVER HEAR IT AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF SHIGE AND TEGO AND... sheesh.

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helicoptersky May 5 2007, 23:44:46 UTC
AKDJGAJKDGAÖKD *GLEE*

I FEEL THAT IF YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO HWM WITHOUT THINKING OF SHIGETEGO THEN MY MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED :D :D

THANK YOU ♥

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