Title: How To Seduce A Genius, in Five Acts.
Pairing: Tegoshi Yuya / Kato Shigeaki
Rating: NC-17
Author Notes: Written for
corimari ♥ I am so glad I'm not the only freak who likes TegoShige. Thank you
mananeh for helping me when I was stuck and giving me the first 1 1/2 sentences in Act III, and thanks to
shabzilla bumped for the emoji. ALSO, THANKS TEGO FOR BEING A HEAVENLY SLUT. Un-beta-ed, I apologize for any errors.
How To Seduce A Genius, in Five Acts.
Act I: The Power of Omission
Tegoshi is smart. It isn’t something many people realize, since he makes it a point to act all wide-eyed and naïve whenever possible, but he hasn’t gotten into Waseda for nothing. No, Tegoshi is actually quite smart and very capable of coming up with clever plans whenever he needs to.
And right now Tegoshi needs a good plan to get into Shige’s pants.
The problem is this: While Tegoshi is smart, Shige is even smarter. To be honest, Shige is basically a genius, which makes it particularly difficult for Tegoshi to trick him. Had it been Massu, he’d bait him with food, had it been YamaPi, he’d bribe him with Wii Sessions. In fact, Tegoshi has successfully tried that, since he’s not only clever, but also not as innocent as everyone believes.
But Shige, he’s a special case and needs special attention.
*
Tegoshi starts by sitting in everybody’s lap. He sits in Koyama’s lap and smiles adorably, he sits in Ryo-chan’s lap and leans his head on Ryo’s shoulder, he sits in YamaPi’s lap facing his band mate and everyone finds it very amusing. Tegoshi doesn’t sit in Massu’s lap, because Massu had told him if he ever tries, their friendship will be over. And Tegoshi respects Massu’s wishes.
He also doesn’t sit on Shige’s lap.
Tegoshi thinks it’s particularly clever on his part: Getting Shige’s attention not by interacting with Shige, but rather by ignoring him. Not even a genius would be able to figure that out.
Soon the band members talk about Tegoshi’s lap-sitting tendencies in a magazine interview - how he sits on everyone except Massu and Shige. Tegoshi makes it a point saying he likes Massu the most.
He doesn’t say anything about Shige.
*
Shige doesn’t seem to care. He laughs during the interview (deducting that Tegoshi is apparently still shy), laughs when Ryo complains about Tegoshi sitting on Koyama’s lap most of the time, laughs when Massu glares at Tegoshi, cradles his chicken wings against his chest, and says, “Don’t you dare.”
But Tegoshi is persistent in ignoring Shige and after a while Shige begins to get annoyed.
“What did I ever do to you?” he asks, irritated, “we used to get along just fine, what happened?”
“Nothing happened! I like you just as much as before,” Tegoshi replies sweetly, “I can sit on your lap too, if that would make you feel better.”
“W-what, no!” Shige sputters, “That’s not what I meant! Actually, what I wanted to s-“
He doesn’t get any further in his rant, because Tegoshi grabs him by the arms and pulls him into his lap. Shige freezes completely, head to toe, and stares at Tegoshi with wide eyes, then he opens his mouth only to close it again, and flails; like a fish on dry land.
“Ne, Shige, “ Tegoshi says with a sly grin and places his hands on Shige’s hips, “You can sit in my lap from now on!”
Act II: Laying It On Thick
Over the next few weeks, Tegoshi takes it up a notch. After successfully ignoring Shige, he now proceeds to do the exact opposite: He gives Shige special attention.
“If you had to date one of the members, who would it be?” the interviewer asks.
“Shige!” Tegoshi answers with a bright smile, “Because he is so pretty.”
Shige chokes and looks absolutely horrified for the entire interview.
*
Tegoshi also singles out Shige during concert MCs. He looks for Shige uchiwas and when he finds a few, he gushes (openly) over how Shige has become more popular (Shige turns red and doesn’t say anything for the rest of the MC), he praises Shige when everyone else makes fun of him (“Ah, but Shige is amazing isn’t he? Cool and smart!” Tegoshi says during the second con at Osaka Hall. Shige blushes again and forgets what he was going to reply).
Act III: Knowing Your Boundaries
Then Tegoshi is forced to tone it down a notch or three. Shige has started to avoid him (and Ryo is starting to glare whenever Tegoshi favors Shige), so Tegoshi figures his is advances might have been a tiny bit too much. He is smart enough to know that sticking to his original plan could turn out to be pretty counter-productive.
Tegoshi doesn’t completely ignore Shige, though, for that would be counter-productive as well.
He doesn’t focus on Shige as much as before, but sometimes, when he feels like it, he stills makes up songs about Shige, sings Shige Souuupuuuu~ at the top of his lungs and almost always the others join in immediately, until Shige is huffs and tells them to shut up, damnit.
*
But while Tegoshi has stopped singling out Shige, it is now Shige who can’t seem to shut up about Tegoshi.
Tegoshi doesn’t really mind very much that all Shige ever says is how annoying he is. Sure, it’s always ‘Tego should stop doing this’, or ‘Tego is such a bother because of that’ or ‘Tegoshi is really getting on my nerves’, but it doesn’t really matter, because either way, Shige is thinking about him and that means Tegoshi’s plan is working on some level.
“Shige, Shige,” Tegoshi sings when the karaoke version of Sayaendou playing backstage,
“Kakegae no nai Katooo~~~”
Shige glares at him, while the other members snicker.
*
“What is occupying your mind the most at the moment?” they get asked in an interview.
“85% is Tegoshi,” Shige says.
Tegoshi blissfully ignores how Shige actually said, “85% is "Tegoshi, you're getting on my nerves.” Soon, he thinks, 100% will be accomplished.
Act IV: Lies of Convenience
“Shige
Today, let’s sing karaoke together
,” Tegoshi’s text messages to Shige reads, “Koyama is coming too!
Let’s all go together
It will be fun
”
“Okay, karaoke is fine, I guess,” Shige texts back, “What time
”
“Ah~ I’m glad!
I will pick you up at eight
,” Tegoshi writes, “Can’t wait
See you later
”
*
Shige is sitting in Tegoshi’s car, when they get to Koyama’s street and Tegoshi drives by without even batting an eyelash. Shige openly gapes.
“You have to pick up Koyama!” he says, his voice slightly higher than usual.
“Oh, I forgot to tell you,” Tegoshi says with an apologetic smile, “Unfortunately Koyama can’t make it! Looks like it is just the two of us tonight!”
Shige groans. If that had been a text message, he’s sure there would have been annoying heart emoji.
*
Karaoke is fun, even though Shige is reluctant about singing. It is mostly Tegoshi doing five songs in a row with a bright smile on his face, and then Shige doing one, though most of the time just half of the song and then he says “Next song, please,” in an annoyed voice.
“Let’s sing a duet!” Tegoshi suggest.
“What? No!” Shige protests, sounding like he just wants to go home, “You sing another one.”
“No, it’s boring if it’s just me!” Tegoshi complains and pouts prettily, “Come on.”
He grabs Shige’s arm and Shige can’t do anything put let himself be pulled up helplessly and have a microphone shoved into his hand and then Seishun Amigo starts playing and Shige wants to die.
Miraculously, he manages to even remember some of the moves and then the song is over and he is actually almost feeling good about himself. Almost.
Then Tegoshi kisses him.
*
Shige is so surprised that he doesn’t even react at first. Except that is really a lie, because he does react, only not in the way he should. Tegoshi has grabbed Shige’s face with both hands and when Shige gasps, Tegoshi uses the opportunity to shove his tongue into Shige’s mouth and burying a hand in Shige’s hand and Shige can’t help but respond, kiss Tegoshi back, grab the front of Tegoshi’s shirt, basically arch into the other boy--
Then Shige’s senses come back to him and he shoves Tegoshi off.
“You - you slut!” he accuses angrily and grabs his jacket from the couch, “I’m going home!”
Tegoshi watches Shige leave, with a smirk on his face. Everything is working according to his plan. Shige is angry. And angry is good.
Act V: Going In For The Kill
“You planned this!” Shige says, his eyes blazing, as he walks into Tegoshi’s dressing room a few days later and throws the door shut behind him.
“Hmm?” Tegoshi inquires innocently. He has understood Shige of course and he knows exactly what he’s referring to, but honestly? Tegoshi is a little distracted because Shige looks particularly hot when he’s angry.
“You planned this all along!” Shige insists, “I thought about it, and everything makes sense now. You planned it!”
“So what if I did?” Tegoshi doesn’t feel the need for denying it. He had expected Shige to figure it all out from the beginning, and really, they needed to get to the having sex part sometime, and preferably sooner than later.
Shige doesn’t say anything, just stares, and Tegoshi blinks, once, twice, when suddenly Shige grabs him and shoves him against the wall.
“You planned this,” Shige repeats, “You’re trying to-to- s-seduce me!”
“Is it working?” Tegoshi asks. He rolls his hips into Shige’s and is more than a little pleased. Because Shige not only releases a helpless moan, he is also sporting a matching erection to the one Tegoshi has had ever since Shige has walked into the dressing room looking angry. “I guess it is.”
“No,” Shige lies, “No it’s not, you are so full of yours- gnnfh--”
Tegoshi, deciding this opportunity was as good as any, has used Shige’s distraction to his advantage and flipped them around, so that now Shige is pressed against the wall.
He is also currently stroking Shige’s erection through his pants.
“Gnnnfh,” Shige says again, his eyes wide, “T-Tegoshi - what. I. Stop.”
“Maybe if you sounded more convincing,” Tegoshi says conversationally and opens Shige’s pants and shoves his hand into Shige’s boxers and pulls out his cock, and strokes, strokes, until Shige is panting and writhing against Tegoshi’s hand.
Shige thinks he had sounded very convincing, only maybe also not, because here he is, not moving at all, even though he is definitely stronger than Tegoshi and could easily shove him off; here he is, his breath coming in short breaths, and his hands in a tight grip on Tegoshi’s shoulders and Tegoshi is still stroking him.
And then Tegoshi drops to his knees and Shige’s eyes widen and he wants to say something, only he can’t, he is immobilized and all he can do is watch, watch and feel, as Tegoshi runs his tongue along Shige’s length and then takes him into his mouth and swirls his tongue around the head of Shige’s cock and God, God it feels good.
Shige knows he should look away because by God, he is going to come just from looking at Tegoshi sucking him off, his hair fanned around his angelic face and his pink mouth wrapped around Shige’s cock, but he can’t look away, can’t and then Tegoshi does the swirly thing again and looks up at Shige and he looks like one of those sluts in the porn movies Shige would never admit he watches, he looks just like that, looks like he is immensely enjoying this -
Shige squeezes his eyes shut and groans “Tegoshi!” and loses it and comes into Tegoshi’s mouth.
When he opens his eyes, Tegoshi is wiping his mouth, smirking a little. He stands up and presses himself against Shige.
“I would say this is working very well. Perfectly, almost,” he says. Then he grabs Shige’s hand and presses it against his crotch. Shige’s eyes widen, because obviously Tegoshi is still hard. Tegoshi smirks at him again. “Like I said, almost.”
*
Shige is still standing there frozen to the spot, his pants open, and his eyes wide. Tegoshi rolls his eyes, drops Shige’s hand and opens his own pants, pulls out his cock and strokes, once, twice, three times then grabs Shige’s hand again and wraps it around his erection.
His hand over Shige’s, he starts moving his hand up and down, first slowly, than quicker, until he can feel Shige starting to stroke on his own.
Tegoshi moves his hands to hold onto Shige's shoulders and Shige jerks off Tegoshi the way he would do it to himself, his grip firm, stroking in a steady rhythm. Tegoshi moans, completely unashamed and throws his head back, and Shige strokes faster and in a fit of recklessness he uses his other hand to fondle Tegoshi's balls and that makes Tegoshi thrust into Shige's hand, a load groan from the back of his throat escaping his lips.
"God, Shige," he gasps and comes into Shige's hand.
*
"Rehearsal starts in 10 minutes!" YamaPi shouts through the door, just as Shige and Tegoshi both zip up their pants.
"Okay!" Tegoshi shouts back, and Shige wonders how Tegoshi can sound so normal, so unaffected as if --- as if he hadn't just giving Shige a blow job and Shige just hadn't jerked him off.
Shige gulps and blushes and wonders if it is possible for him to never see Tegoshi again. Maybe he could request being transferred to another band? Maybe with Toma and Uchi and Kusano. K-KUT? KUTS? Or maybe he should just stick to becoming a lawyer. Or maybe --
Lost in his thoughts, Shige hadn't noticed Tegoshi approaching him until Tegoshi presses his lips to Shige's again. And like a few days earlier at Karaoke, Shige automatically responds, and kisses back, only this time he doesn't push Tegoshi away, but makes a pleased little purring sound in the back of his throat and he can feel Tegoshi smirking against his lips then.
Tegoshi pulls away and looks at Shige, looks at him just long enough to make Shige blush again. Then he gives him a short little peck on the lips and smiles his trademark bright smile.
"Let's go to rehearsal!" he says, and bounces out of the room.
Or maybe, Shige thinks, coming back to his earlier train of thought, maybe he should just try having sex with Tegoshi again.
*
“Minna iru sai~~“ Tegoshi sings loudly during rehearsal, “Shige wo mezashite~~”
“Oh my God, shut up!” Shige complains, “Shut up, shut up, shut up!”
“Ne Shige,” Tegoshi says and throws his arm around a protesting Shige, “Let’s go to karaoke again soon."
Shige's cheeks turn a deep crimson color and he looks annoyed, but he nods and agrees, and Tegoshi smiles in really self-satisfied way.
Koyama tilts his head and looks at them curiously.